Chapter 631
“What the hell? A night pot?”
Wang Yifeng was stunned at first, and then burst out laughing with his stomach covered.
“Holy Sh*t! Old man, I thought how good your eyesight was, you actually found a night pot out!”
Wang Yifeng said and pointed to the large pile of stuff they had moved away from the side, laughing.
“You guys came to work for half a day and only found a night pot, how do you want me to say you guys, even if a different dog came and smelled it, I’m afraid it wouldn’t take so long to find it, you two are too funny!”
“Master Lin, this ……”
The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to the market.
“Less nonsense, make believe! This is obviously a vessel for holding liquor, not a night jug! It’s not even close to the same thing!”
Master Lin scolded, and these words shook Peng awake for a few moments. He looked at what he had chosen and found that it did not look like a night jug, and immediately spoke up.
“Right! Don’t be ridiculous, the mouth of your night pot is designed so small, or do you just fit into such a small mouth that it works?
“Haha!”
Peng said even made himself laugh, such a small mouth, not to mention peeing, afraid of deliberately filling it with water can not be filled in.
“Ranzi this …..”
Wang Yifei was somewhat puzzled, the vessel did look somewhat unlike a night jug, and a curved aperture on it did not look like it was for peeing.
“Kid! Next time use your brain before you speak, don’t talk nonsense if you haven’t seen it, it will only look like you are ignorant understand?”
Master Lin said disdainfully.
Lin Ran smiled at his words but laughed.
“The three directions of the vessel, east and west, south, each have a dark slot, push the aperture on the top and you can drop that, this aperture is for pouring water, you pee against the aperture, I’m afraid only you guys can think of this idea!”
“What?”
Peng’s face sank as he heard this, and he ran to check it out. As expected, there was indeed a concealed slot in the east, west and south of the vessel, and he pushed it open, only to hear a “bang”, and the aperture and the bottom part of it really separated, immediately becoming the shape of a bowl, with the bottom half just right for a night pot.
“This …..”
Peng was stunned, somewhat unable to believe what was before him.
“Holy Sh*t! What’s with this Sl*t!”
Suddenly, the next one cursed, and at once Peng and Master Lin also smelled a smell of urine, rushing him to hastily snap the orifice back up.
“Master, this …..”
Peng was angry and furious in his heart, and looked at Master Lin and questioned.
“Impossible! This is definitely for holding wine, this aperture can be removed, it can only be convenient when filling wine, otherwise what is the use of this aperture above, and what is the purpose of needing this aperture plug!”
Master Lin asked reluctantly and rhetorically, and now there was still doubt about this aperture plug, after all, the huge smell of urine in the vessel was too obvious, and if he could not find a suitable reason to explain it, this object might really be a night jug.
“Besides, it’s not surprising that it smells like urine, after all, how long have antiquities been wandering around after all these years? It’s not guaranteed that it will be taken as a night pot by future generations of people who don’t know what they’re doing, like you!”
Master Lin looked at Lin Ran and sneered, a remark that in turn led the spearhead back to Lin Ran.
“Oh, is it interesting to be sopH*moric at this point in time?”
Lin Ran laughed.
“Humph! If I say so, it’s sophistry, if you say so, you’re right, what! Your family made this magic weapon!”
Master Lin laughed coldly and said
“You really won’t die until you reach the Yellow River!”
Lin Ran laughed helplessly, and then pointed to the hole plug and said.
“This hole plug is used to plug the orifice, the ancient people’s night pots were taken by maids to clean them, and this hole plug was used in the process to prevent spillage, you can pick it up and smell it if you don’t believe me!”
“You!”
Master Lin was furious at his words, asking himself to pick it up and smell it? This was simply an insult to himself.
“Why don’t you dare?”
Lin Ran sneered.
“Who says he doesn’t dare, just smell it!”
On the side, Peng was unwilling to do so and immediately pulled out the hole plug and placed it in front of his nose, but then his eyes rolled over and he directly pa*sed out.
“Holy Sh*t! How much does this smell, it smokes straight to death!”
Wang Yifeng couldn’t help but laugh at this.
Lin Ran, however, smiled and waved his hand.
“It’s not dead, it’s just smoked out!”
“You guys!”
Grandmaster Lin’s face turned blue and he didn’t know what to say for a moment.
“Master Lin, pay up, it’s fifty thousand in total!”
Beside him, Gu Readming was however ready to swipe the card machine and collect cash, and looked at Master Lin with a smile.
“Get up and pay!”
With a cold face, Grandmaster Lin kicked Brother Peng who had smoked over next to him and opened his mouth to scold him.
“Fine! Payment!”
Brother Peng was busy getting up and taking out his wallet, but then he froze, he just came back to his senses and said.
“No, Master, I’m paying 50,000 just for a night pot, aren’t we going to choose a magic weapon for the shop?”
It was unfortunate that Peng also had a shop to open, so he came here to choose something, but now the choice ended up getting dirty, not to mention that the choice was a night pot, did he want to put a night pot in the shop, if people knew about this, wouldn’t he die laughing.
“You!”
Master Lin’s face was gloomy without speaking, Peng saw this and knew that this guy could not be relied upon, he was busy looking at the boss and laughed.
“That Boss Gu, can I get another piece, I can’t use it even if I buy a night pot!”
“No way!”
Gu Readming refused at once.
“The antique business is all about eyesight, today it’s your bet here that I’m allowing you to discuss things first, if it was in normal times, no one would give you this time or tell you what this item is, this is the rule in this business, you’ve picked it out, this is a done deal, pay up!”
“But this!”
Peng was a bit hesitant, he spent 50,000 on a night pot, he couldn’t really use it himself, wouldn’t it be creepy to get up in the middle of the night and not go to the bathroom and use the night pot in his room?
“What? Want to turn against the water?”
The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you’re getting into.
“No one has ever broken the rules of my Gu Yu Zhai, do you want to try?”
Gu Read Ming said in a cold voice, and as soon as his words fell, the big, pugnacious man at the side immediately took two steps forward and made a fierce expression at Peng, as if he was going to crush him to death at any moment.
“Don’t! Don’t, buy! Can’t I still buy!”
Peng had a bitter look on his face, what could he do if he didn’t buy? Could he really get beaten up? He would still have to pay!
“Master Lin, you’ve picked it out really well!”
Brother Peng said through clenched teeth at Master Lin, while heartily taking out his bank card and handing it to Gu Read Ming.
“Not Peng, not Brother Peng! Brother Peng! You heard me, although I looked away, but Lin Ran and the others must have looked away too, you think if I didn’t pick the right one, how could they have picked the right one!”
Master Lin said busily, he had managed to get close to Brother Peng, the little boss, he really didn’t want all his previous efforts to go to waste.
However, just as his words fell, Gu Readming, who had finished swiping his card, smiled and handed over his bank card, saying at the same time.
“Master Lin, this is where you’re wrong again, to be honest with you, the things on this side of the counter are better than this night pot!”
“Impossible, how come there’s a pile of stuff in that corner!”
Master Lin questioned undauntedly.
Gu Read Ming smiled but scratched his head in embarra*sment and said.
“That pile of stuff, is the junk that was ready to be disposed of at a low price before, I haven’t had time to clean it up here, to be honest, just this night pot that you bought, when I collected it, it cost me three to four thousand!”
Chapter 632
“Pfft!”
Hearing these words from Gu Read Ming, Brother Peng almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
“Brother Peng! You heard me, this is my problem, but Lin Ran and the others must not have chosen anything good either, really!”
Master Lin said busily, while pointing directly at Lin Ran and scolding him.
“Bring out your stuff, I really don’t believe that I can’t beat you today!”
“Fine! Since you’re in such a hurry, fatty! Take the goods! Let this old B*****d open his eyes!”
Lin Ran greeted with a smile.
Wang Yifeng was already waiting for a long time, and laughed aloud at his words.
“Alright! You’ll see!”
With that, he placed all three items on the table, one in front of the other, and rushed to the crowd.
“There are three pieces in total, the first one you have to pay for, the remaining two we like and pay for out of our own pockets!”
“Humph!”
Master Lin snorted coldly, not bothering to count, and instantly loved towards the first piece.
On the side, Brother Peng was also pained and put away his wallet to follow and look over.
While on the other hand, Gu Read Ming on the side saw the situation but already smiled, while speaking.
“In order to avoid the situation that just happened, payment is now made first! The first piece according to the bet, you guys pay! For the other two pieces, Brother Lin Ran will pay out of his own pocket! We’ll talk about everything when we’ve paid!”
“Yes!”
Lin Ran smiled lightly and immediately took out his bank card and handed it to Gu Readming, while Brother Peng, who was at the side, also had to take out his bank card with a cold face.
Gu Read Ming took the card and handed it directly to the men next to him, before shouting loudly.
“First piece! Payment from Master Lin, Brother Peng, for the goods! Four hundred and ninety thousand!”
“Second or third piece, payment by Lin Ran! Payment for the goods, fifty thousand!”
“Pfft!”
Hearing Gu Read Ming’s words, Brother Peng spat out a mouthful of old blood and asked busily.
“How come mine cost half a million and his two pieces are only fifty thousand!”
“You heard wrong, it’s four hundred and ninety thousand!”
Gu Readming corrected.
“Is there a difference? Tell me why!”
Peng said angrily.
Gu Readming was just about to speak up when Master Lin, who was next to him, spoke up.
“Boss Gu, you are going too far. The object he chose is obviously a very common Zhong Kui statue, and the market price is only 30,000 to 40,000, so how can you ask for 490,000! Do you really think that I, Lin, don’t know what I’m talking about?”
“You!”
Brother Peng looked at Gu Yuming with anger in his eyes.
However, Gu Readming laughed.
“That’s right! You just don’t know the goods, you said that this is an ordinary Zhong Kui statue, just because you said that, that’s enough to show that you don’t know the goods!”
“You!”
Master Lin was so angry that his face was ironclad as he questioned.
“Then tell me what is different about this Zhong Kui statue!”
“It’s simple! The casting of this Zhong Kui statue is not a conventional process, but is cast with celestial fire, and $490,000 is a bargain even for sale!”
Before Gu Readming could speak, Lin Ran at the side had already stepped forward.
“Heavenly fire? What is heavenly fire? I’ve never even heard of it!”
Master Lin waved his hand and said disdainfully.
“You haven’t even heard of Heavenly Fire, what kind of master do you call yourself, I think it’s not bad to be called Big Sh*t!”
Wang Yifei laughed.
Lin Ran laughed and opened his mouth to explain.
“The so-called Heavenly Fire is the fire in the sky, or in layman’s terms, it’s Heavenly Lightning! It’s also known as lightning!”
“This Zhong Kui statue is only made of bronze, it is at least a hundred years old, but even now the bronze has not faded, but has become more and more textured, this is enough to show that this bronze was cast with extraordinary craftsmanship, and there are signs of whitening on the surface of the statue, this is exactly the shocking white that slowly appears after the heavenly fire is cast!”
Speaking here, Lin Ran turned his head to look at the two Master Lin and sneered.
“Heavenly fire cast Zhong Kui statue can be with and cannot be found, if it is not a regular business basically can’t use Zhong Kui statue, many places can’t use it, but whenever it is replaced with a god of wealth statue like Guan Gong, this item is absolutely heavenly, now do you still think it is not worth four hundred and fifty thousand?
“You!”
“Me!”
Master Lin was speechless, stammering for half a day without uttering a single word.
“Something’s not right!”
Suddenly, Peng felt that something was wrong, and was busy pointing at Lin Ran and questioning him.
“Since you’ve said that many camps don’t use the Zhong Kui statue, why did you still buy it?”
Lin Ran smiled as he and Wang Yifeng and the others looked at each other.
“Sorry, we just want to open a feng shui company, subduing demons and catching ghosts, face reading and pointing, and it just so happens that we use the Zhong Kui statue!”
“What?”
Peng was so angry that he almost didn’t pa*s out, and pointed at Master Lin who was cursing at the side.
“You’ve really F**king P*ssed me off, looking for trouble with people, finding a professional, and still showing off your feng shui skills in front of them, I’m even F**king ashamed of you!”
“No Brother Peng, I didn’t know either, who knew they were professionals, even more professional than me!”
Master Lin also looked bitter, who would have thought that a random person he met in the Antique City would be the one running the Feng Shui company, this is not playing with a big knife in front of the God of Guan, looking for death!
“Cut the crap and get lost!”
Brother Peng was furious and kicked Grandmaster Lin aside, turning his head to look at Lin Ran and the others with anger in his eyes, he left the shop at once.
“Brother Peng, wait for me!”
Seeing this, Grandmaster Lin did not care about any face and immediately followed him.
“Congratulations, Brother Lin Ran, on the opening of the new shop!”
After the two had left, Gu Readming waved his hand and his men retreated, rushing to congratulate Lin Ran with a fist.
“Thanks a lot, Boss Gu, is everything else ready?”
Lin Ran smiled.
“It’s already ready, let’s go out and take a look!”
Gu Readming greeted with a smile, while leading Lin Ran’s crowd out of the inner room.
……
In the shop hall, the figures of Brother Peng and Master Lin had long since disappeared, and Lin Ran also saw the materials prepared by the fellows, counted them carefully, and nodded in satisfaction.
“Good! Then we’ll take our leave!”
Lin Ran said with a smile.
Afterwards, he exchanged a few more pleasantries with Gu Read Ming and left the Gu Yue Zhai with Play King Yifeng and Luo Qiqi.
But they didn’t know that just as they were inspecting the goods, in the ground stall area outside the Antique City, a furious Peng was already taking out his phone and calling out.
“Blackie! Get your a*s over here right now and bring your brothers with you! I’m going to have a killing spree today!”
“What’s going on Brother Peng? Who P*ssed you off?”
A young man’s puzzled voice came over the phone, having followed Brother Peng for so long, this was the first time he had seen someone who could make Brother Peng so angry.
“Cut the crap, just bring someone here!”
Brother Peng said in an angry voice.
“Good! Don’t worry Brother Peng, I’ve been holding my anger today too, I’ll be there in three minutes!”
The youth said back, and promptly hung up the phone.
“Lin Ran! We’ll see about that, you’ve made my woman yellow, and you’ve screwed me out of so much money, it’s not over!”
Peng’s eyes were cold, and he turned around and stood in place, staring ahead without moving.
Wanting to get out of the Antique City, this outer area of the ground stall area was after all here, Blackie would be here in three minutes, and he was going to stand here blocking Lin Ran.
“Three minutes! In three minutes, I will make you kneel in front of me, half a million? I’ll make you not take a single penny! Still want to take Laozi’s money, I’ll show you why the flowers are so red!”
