Dear …… dear ……
When he heard these three words, Li Nan couldn’t help but feel a bit distraught ah.
After all, Nie Lingchun is the big school girl of Longcheng University, and she even took the initiative to call herself dear, which is something a man would be happy to hear, right?
However, after the elation, Li Nan immediately returned to his senses.
“Sister Chun, let’s stop it, okay? You said before that you would only let me pretend to be your boyfriend.” Although Li Nan was not averse to being boyfriend and girlfriend with a beautiful woman like Nie Ling Chun with big waves and a straight face, Li Nan was still able to recognize the reality that this woman was only using herself as a shield.
“Haven’t you ever heard of the phrase, “making a lie real”?” Nie Lingchun said matter-of-factly.
“I let you pretend before, but now that I’m happy, I want to set you straight, can’t I?” Nie Lingchun raised an eyebrow and said with a serious face.
“You ……” Hearing this, Li Nan couldn’t help but freeze in place, not knowing what to say for a long time.
But at that moment, Nie Lingchun in front of him poofed and laughed outright.
“I was joking with you, and you actually believed it, huh? Hahahaha ……”
Seeing Nie Lingchun laughing back and forth, Li Nan was speechless for a moment.
Nima, was he being molested by this violent girl?!
Li Nan really didn’t expect that Nie Lingchun, who usually had a fiery temper, would also molest boys! And he had even fallen for her trick, this was too f*cking humiliating!
However, one had to admit that Nie Lingchun was too pretty, and if she really wanted to molest any boy, no one would be spared.
“I want to get out of the car!” Li Nan made a move to pull open the car door and leave.
“What, are you still angry?” Nie Lingchun said, holding back her laughter.
“It’s just that every time you drag me to meet this and that, you’re at least such an adult, you can’t even find a real boyfriend, and every time you have to drag me as a shield ……,” Li Nan muttered in an unpleasant manner.
As soon as he heard this, Nie Lingchun’s face suddenly turned gloomy.
“Letting you pose as my boyfriend is already enough to give you an advantage, right, and you dare to say something!” Nie Lingchun said in a cold voice.
“Taking advantage? I haven’t even touched you, so I’m not taking advantage of anything.” After being molested by Nie Lingchun just now, Li Nan was now a little upset in his heart, so he spoke with a lot more guts.
“Oh, I see, so you’re trying to take advantage of this kind of thing.” Hearing Li Nan say this, Nie Lingchun’s face couldn’t help but reveal a smirk.
“Fine, don’t you want to take advantage, come on, I’ll just give you some advantage.”
As Nie Lingchun said this, she actually raised her proud chest towards Li Nan.
In a flash, Li Nan only felt that two lofty mountains were directly pressing down on him, which was simply a breathtaking wave.
Li Nan was instantly shocked and his eyes were about to look straight.
“What you …… are saying is true?” Li Nan asked incredulously.
“Of course, this is even a reward for you.” Nie Lingchun said in a very serious manner.
“This ……” Li Nan couldn’t believe it.
Nima, was this really true, this woman, Nie Lingchun, had taken such an initiative to let herself move her there, this was too exciting.
Li Nan looked at the scenery in front of him, and his body was so hot that he was about to forget to even breathe.
After all, what was in front of him was what countless boys could only dream of!
“Are you coming or not? Hurry up while there’s no one around, or I’ll regret it later!” Nie Lingchun urged.
Once he heard this, how could Li Nan dare to hesitate, swallowing his saliva, he directly extended his hand towards the other party.
Li Nan was all ready for that ascent to the top of the mountain.
However, just as Li Nan’s hand was about to reach out to him, something unexpected happened.
Nie Lingchun suddenly grabbed Li Nan’s thumb and then, with both hands, he wrenched Li Nan’s hand behind him.
The only thing he heard was a “click!” There was a crunching sound, and Li Nan’s finger joints were almost dislocated.
“Ah!!!” Li Nan let out a pig-like scream of pain.
“I say, Li Nan, your guts are really getting fatter and fatter now, you really dare to take advantage of me when I tell you to, you really don’t treat yourself as an outsider!” Nie Lingchun’s face wore a smug look.
“I …… am not doing what you tell me to do, I am following your instructions too ……,” Li Nan defended.
“How dare you talk tough!” Nie Lingchun said, wrenching Li Nan’s hand backwards even harder, and Li Nan immediately felt his hand was simply about to break off completely.
“Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I’m wrong, I know it’s wrong Sister Chun!” Li Nan hurriedly begged for mercy as he was in pain.
Only then did Nie Lingchun let go of Li Nan with one hand.
“Let you still dare to be dishonest in the future!” Nie Lingchun shouted coldly.
Li Nan rubbed his finger, which was almost broken, and his heart was depressed to the core.
Nima, how dare you say that I am not honest, you are clearly taking the initiative to seduce, okay?
But these thoughts only dared to think in his mind, he has now thoroughly learned the power of this woman, he only felt that he should try to keep a distance from this woman in the future, otherwise, he might not even know how to die in the future.
Li Nan always felt that when the time came, would his tombstone say, “Li’s name is Nan, he was a bully in life, but died for eating Chun’s tofu!”
Seeing the way Nie Lingchun treated herself, Li Nan now finally understood why Nie Lingchun, who was so pretty and had such a hot body, and was also known as one of the four school girls of Longcheng University, still had no boyfriend.
She was a violent maniac, and she wouldn’t even let her touch her.
“Hey, what are you thinking, are you saying bad things about me in your mind again?!” Nie Lingchun questioned with a cold face.
“How …… how could I, how dare I, haha ……” Li Nan hurriedly explained with a sarcastic smile.
“Better not, if I know you dare to talk bad about me behind my back, be careful I’ll castrate you with one punch!” Nie Lingchun said, and flashed her slim and white pink fist at Li Nan.
But just this one pretty pink fist already scared Li Nan enough.
In his heart, Lai Nan vowed that after he learns kung fu from that powerful master in the future, he would deal with this violent girl properly and make her suffer a lot!
After giving Li Nan a lecture, Nie Lingchun started the car and drove out of the school.
Nie Lingchun’s MINICooper was quite famous in Longcheng University, and when it drove out of the school gate, it immediately drew the attention of the students around.
But when those students saw that the person sitting in the pa*senger seat of Nie Lingchun’s car was Li Nan, they all burst out in shock.
“Oh my God, that guy has really become Nie Hua’s boyfriend!”
“Even Senior School Girl Nie’s car is already on it, so is Senior School Girl Nie still far away.”
“Crap, why should it be him! He’s too cool for that!”
To be honest, listening to these words around him, Li Nan’s heart was still very flattered and his vanity was more than bursting.
Come on, come on, be jealous of old me, let the jealousy come on harder!
I’m an impostor, so what, as long as I can make you animals jealous, I’ve earned it, ooh ha ha ……
However, just as Li Nan was feeling smug in his heart, he only heard other voices coming from the crowd.
“Sigh, what a pity, the big school girl Nie is so pretty and so big there, but it’s a pity that she’s cheap to that trash loser.”
“That’s right, all the good cabbages have been given up to pigs!”
“That’s right, all the good cabbages have been gorged by pigs!”
“Let the pigs vault!”
Hearing these words, Li Nan almost didn’t die of anger.
Nima, who are you calling a pig? I’m at least handsome and wealthy, but I shouldn’t be called a pig, is there any comparison between a pig and me?
“How can you say that, how can you call someone a pig.” Finally someone said something fair.
“Calling that guy a pig, that’s all an insult to pigs!”
“That’s right that’s right, we’re the ones who insulted the pig!”
“Pig, we were wrong!”
Li Nan: “I’m f*cking ……”
