Chapter 695
“Ranzi, what the hell is going on here!”
Wang Yifei also saw such a scene, the same scared face surprised beyond compare.
“How the hell did I see an evil spirit! It’s not a hundred birds!”
“This is a game within a game!”
Lin Ran laughed indifferently, while greeting.
“Let’s go, it’s time to go down the mountain, the coffin still has to fall at dawn!”
“Sh*t! No way, come all the way here just to come up and take a look at the scenery?”
Wang Yifei immediately despair.
“Will be the top, a glance at the mountains, stand high to see far, everything is understood!”
Lin Ran laughed.
At that moment, he led the crowd down the mountain.
“Boss, what the hell is going on here?”
Wang Mao and Ah Zhan asked, Wang Yifeng also asked at the side, not understanding what medicine Lin Ran sold in the gourd.
“Don’t worry, when it’s light we’ll drop the coffin first, then I’ll tell you all what’s going on!”
Lin Ran laughed, and sold a story!
“Ranzi, you’re a jerk, and now you’re still selling, really you!”
Wang Yilian said in a good-natured way, Wang Mao two is not anxious, smiled and nodded.
Another half-day trek, the four people are finally before dawn, back to the mountain where Master Yu and others, to see the crowd.
……
“How is little friend Lin Ran?”
Seeing Lin Ran and the others return, Meng Lao was busy coming forward and asked, the night Lin Ran left was not peaceful, although the coffin was pressed by the corpse suppression talisman, that later in the night, there were still scratching sounds coming from inside, scaring some of the timid ones to pee on the spot.
“Well? Find a way?”
Meng Hang also came over, a serious face asked.
“Found it!”
Lin Ran laughed indifferently.
“What solution?”
Before Meng Hang could say anything, Immortal Niu, who was being held at the side, spoke up, staring at Lin Ran with a tense face, wanting to see what solution he would say.
Seeing that Meng Hang and the others were looking at him, Lin Ran couldn’t help but smile and said.
“Turbid Qi, I need some turbid Qi!”
“Turbid Qi? What turbid qi?”
The crowd was stunned to hear this, somewhat confused not knowing what Lin Ran was talking about.
“Simply put, is that you fart, and then just use the bag, or pull the stink also give me with a bag, anyway, what gas dirty and stinky, want what gas!”
Lin Ran laughed.
As soon as these words came out, everyone froze, including Master Yu and Wang Yifeng and others, and they all looked at Lin Ran dumbfounded, not knowing what this guy wanted.
“Haha!”
Suddenly, a loud laugh rang out, and the crowd looked to find that it was actually Immortal Niu.
“Haha! It is simply laughable, using farts still let people Sh*t, you can F**king say some more bullSh*t way?”
Immortal Niu’s eyes were full of disdain, if he still had doubts about Lin Ran before, now this little doubt was gone, Lin Ran in his eyes was completely a liar who knew nothing.
“Little friend Lin Ran, is this approach of yours too ……”
Meng Lao said with a face full of embarra*sment.
“Kid! You’re F**king playing with me aren’t you!”
Meng Hang, however, was already angry, and went forward to look at Lin Ran angrily with the intention of making a move at the drop of a hat.
“I’m not interested in you, I’ve already told you the way, it’s up to you whether you want to do it or not!”
Lin Ran said indifferently.
At the same time turned around and walked to the side and sat down no longer speak.
“Hey hey! Fat master I can say first, money we are recruited, the way has been said is that you do not do, it can not be blamed on us!”
Wang a life busy said.
“Master, you are really not joking about the way?”
Master Yu came over from the side and asked in a low voice.
“What do you think?”
Lin Ran looked at Master Yu and said indifferently, choking Master Yu back with a single sentence.
“Haha! This solution simply laughs me to death, if this can fall down the coffin, the old man Niu Xianren’s name is written upside down!”
On the side, Immortal Niu was still laughing, looking very excited.
“Young master now what to do ah!”
Meng Lao looked at Meng Hang and asked busily.
“What else can we do, do you have any other way?”
Meng Hang gave Meng Lao a white look and immediately greeted him with a wave of his hand.
“Why are you still standing there! All to the old man to Sh*t and fart, gas are collected for the old man!”
“Er ….. Okay!”
“Hey, what’s all this!”
A group of men heard the words are baffled, but take people’s money or have to work, one still ran to busy work.
“Kid, you really let the old man open his eyes, ah, let others Sh*t, your approach is really great, simply like fooling fools!”
The Ox Immortal took the opportunity to come over and looked at Lin Ran and laughed, his eyes full of disdain.
“You don’t believe in my method?”
Lin Ran asked indifferently.
“Believe? You think I’m as stupid as they are, idiot!”
The Ox Immortal said disdainfully and immediately turned around to go back, but before he left he said.
“The problem here, the old man is not capable of solving, but you, a half-wit you think you have the ability? Later your next time is similar to the old man!”
“Is that so?”
Lin Ran smiled blandly at his words, lazy to pay attention to him, this cattle immortal is not able to eat grapes to say grapes sour, whether they are capable or not and why bother with him more.
…..
Under the urging of Meng Hang, just ten minutes, a group of people collected almost thirty bags of turbid gas, of course most of them just poop collected.
“What now?”
Meng Hang looked at Lin Ran, angry and furious, this approach is really too disgusting.
“Each person take a bag, stand around the coffin, face inside! The rest of the people will support the shelf, so that the coffin will not fall too fast to break!”
Lin Ran said confidently.
“Do not go quickly!”
Meng Hang was busy greeting, and soon a group of people stood in their respective positions, the scene became tense, success or failure will soon be clear.
“A group of fools, you really believe him!”
Seeing the opportunity coming, Immortal Niu immediately shouted at the top of his voice.
“Meng Gongzi, you guys back him so playful I can not watch, later if this coffin can not fall, can not let me go, after all, things to this can have nothing to do with me!”
“Shut up!”
Meng Hang impatience said.
“You are so confident? I can’t drop this coffin?”
Lin Ran turned his head to look at Immortal Ox and asked with a smile.
“Nonsense! Sh*tting can still fall down the coffin? You think I’m a three-year-old kid? If your coffin can fall down, I’ll eat all their Sh*t!”
Immortal Niu was full of confidence.
Lin Ran smiled at his words.
“Good! Since you have such a big appetite, then I can only fulfill you!”
Saying that, Lin Ran turned his head and shouted at the crowd.
“Untie the bag and aim it at the bottom of the coffin!”
“Clap!”
The crowd unlocked the bag in unison, and immediately a stench filled out, simply unbearable stench, so smoky that the crowd could not help but cover their noses and eyes, no way simply spicy eyes ah!
“Ha ha! How did the coffin not move? Kid you are also worthy of the old man ……. Play?”
The bull immortal is smugly laughing, but the words have not finished, the coffin hanging in the air in front really moved.
“Bang!”
“Bang!”
The suspended coffin fell down violently and was suddenly hanging in mid-air under the action of the bracket.
“Don’t fall yet!”
Lin Ran busy greeted, a side of the people waiting by the bracket to see the situation, inside began to put the rope, the coffin in the rope driven, is really slowly towards the dug grave fell.
Chapter 696
“This ….. How is this possible!”
The Ox Immortal looked dumbfounded, his whole body froze, he did not understand why this happened at all, just some stinky gas, actually let the hanging coffin fall down, this is simply too bullSh*t.
“Rumble!”
The coffin quickly fell to the bottom of the tomb with the combined efforts of all the people, immediately someone jumped down and combined their efforts to send the coffin into the tomb, and then began to fill in the soil under the greeting of Meng Hang, and in less than ten minutes, the tomb had been erected.
“Little friend Lin Ran, it’s really impressive!”
Meng Lao walked over with a smile at this time, his face full of a stretched smile.
“Brother Lin Ran, many thanks!”
Meng Hang also walked over at this time, waving his hand aside, and immediately a text message went off on Lin Ran’s phone.
“The final payment has been called, brother Lin Ran want to see!”
Meng Hang laughed.
“No, the Meng family, I still believe in this credibility!”
Lin Ran laughed lightly.
“Boss is quick!”
Wang Yifeng saw this and couldn’t help but laugh, how could he not be happy when he made so much money on his first business.
“By the way little friend Lin Ran, what is this all about?”
Meng Hang busy asked, aside of Meng Lao is also full of doubts, do not know why and Lin Ran this method works so well.
“Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, kid what method did you use in the end, how can just a few bubbles of Sh*t let the coffin fall, this is absolutely impossible!”
On the side, the Ox Immortal also came over, his face was full of shock, until now he did not believe that Lin Ran just let the coffin fall down.
“May not be possible, the coffin has fallen, the facts speak louder than words, as for the reason you want to hear I can tell you!”
Lin Ran blandly looked at the cattle immortal, and then took the drawings in the hands of a worker next to him, pointed and said.
“Look at the feng shui bureau here, from the bottom to the top is a hundred birds towards the phoenix bureau! Do you know what is most likely to appear in this feng shui bureau?”
“I don’t know!”
All the people shook their heads, they knew there.
“You don’t know either?”
Lin Ran curiously looked at the Niu Xianren, the latter’s face ugly, obviously also do not know, but the mouth hard or disdainful said.
“How can the old man not know, is not just a hundred birds facing the phoenix, the old man has also heard this play!”
“Is that so? Then tell me, what is the function of this hundred birds facing the phoenix?”
Lin Ran asked with a smile.
“This …… I really don’t remember!”
Immortal Niu scratched his head awkwardly and the crowd saw where they didn’t understand that this guy was an uneducated liar.
“Less nonsense, little friend Lin Ran you continue to say!”
Meng Hang interrupted the two, glaring at Immortal Niu and gesturing for Lin Ran to continue.
Lin Ran smiled lightly and continued.
“The reason is actually simple, a hundred birds facing the phoenix is exactly a very good feng shui bureau of gathering Qi, a hundred birds is like a hundred rivers, and the phoenix is like the sea, the water source of a hundred rivers will all pour into the sea, this is the key to this feng shui bureau!”
“Then what does this have to do with the coffin hanging and not falling?”
Meng Lao wondered.
“That’s the point!”
Lin Ran said with a faint smile.
“A hundred rivers converging into the sea is just a metaphor, while the hundred birds here are obviously gathering not water, but Qi! It’s that although this Qi cannot be seen or touched, it is real!”
“If I’m not wrong, the eye of this point is on the node of one of the breath, so when the breath comes to run into the phoenix this sea, it will appear that the coffin can not fall, in short, is this gas is topping the coffin, so let it fall!”
“Then you this Sh*t, how is the solution?”
Meng Hang asked, he is really no way to think the two together.
However, Lin Ran said here, a side of Master Yu is already seems to understand, busy asked.
“Master, could it be hedging?”
“That’s right! It is hedging!”
Lin Ran laughed.
“Hedge? What do you mean?”
The others, however, were baffled, not knowing what this meant.
“The so-called hedge is the truth that yin and yang are mutually exclusive, both good and evil, mutually exclusive!”
Master Yu laughed, and by now he had understood it all.
Lin Ran smiled gratefully, and then looked at the crowd.
“This hundred birds towards the phoenix qi, is the natural breeding of the heaven and earth voluptuous qi, this feng shui bureau is also the auspicious bureau, so this breath must also be positive qi, and its counterpart is the turbid qi in the heaven and earth.
“I asked you to collect the turbid Qi, so as to oppose the positive Qi, to achieve the purpose of making the positive Qi temporarily cut off, the coffin can take advantage of the opportunity to fall into the eye of the cave!”
The words said here, has been very clear understanding, Meng Hang and Meng Lao listened to is jaw-dropping, the heart can not help but have admiration for Lin Ran, although the approach seems simple, but the breast ditch does not understand the reasoning, there are really not many people can think of this approach.
“Seconds! It’s really seconds! Old man this time is really open eyes!”
Meng Lao couldn’t help but exclaim.
Meng Hang at the side also gave a thumbs up to Lin Ran.
“They say that the little miracle doctor of Tanjiang City is true to his name, but I didn’t expect that his attainments in feng shui were also so high, it seems that I was wrong in thinking before!”
“Okay! The matter has been settled, so we’ll take our leave!”
Lin Ran said with a smile, but just turned around and saw an embarra*sed-looking Niu Xianren on the side, and only then remembered that he still had a bet with this old guy just now.
“Come on, bring the bags over!”
Lin Ran greeted with a smile, and someone next to him immediately brought the bags over, all of which were …..
“Lin ….. Little brother Lin Ran, you this …. What is this!”
Niu Xianren looked at Lin Ran with an embarra*sed face, not knowing what to say.
“What for? You forgot the bet just now? It was agreed that if the coffin falls in, you will eat all this Sh*t!”
Lin Ran a serious, immediately amused the surrounding people laughed, except for the Ox Immortal.
The Ox Immortal’s face was ugly and he stammered.
“I …. I that’s not ….. You, or else forget it!”
The Ox Immortal really can’t make it up.
Wang Yifeng on the side but came up, carrying a bag, and smiled at the ox immortal.
“Don’t ah old brother Niu, as the saying goes, good food is not afraid of late, but also have to eat while it’s hot, you’re rubbish for a while, the food can be cold! You are not afraid of sticky teeth ah!”
“Huh!”
Lin Ran smiled and raised his hand in front of his nose and fanned it, scolding.
“D*mn fatty, don’t you feel disgusting!”
Said, immediately walked towards the mountain, lazy in hitching this ox immortal.
“Hey! No, then in the end is to eat or not ah, this bet is still counted!”
Wang Yi life a serious, turned his head to look at the cattle immortal.
“I am the most trustworthy and respectful of the elderly, old man or I will personally feed you?”
“You!”
The cattle immortal was so angry that he almost didn’t turn his back, his heart regretted to the extreme, he had nothing to put that harsh words for what.
“Okay, you take your time, fat master I will not play with you!”
Wang Yifeng smiled and threw the bag in front of the cattle immortal, followed by chasing towards the mountain.
“B*****d!”
Immortal Ox was furious.
“Don’t be an A**hole! People are gone, now you’d better think about how to explain to me!”
Meng Hang stepped forward and grabbed the collar of the Ox Immortal and walked towards the mountain as well.
