Chapter 485
“Not good!”
A bad premonition arose in the hearts of all four of them at once, wanting to cut off their attacks, yet they were surprised to find that it simply that could not be done.
In just ten breaths of time, the true qi in all four of them had actually been drained cleanly.
“Come over here and protect the Dharma!”
The four of them shouted almost simultaneously, and for a moment the situation in the field became tense again.
…..
It was a foggy space with nothing around, and Lin Ran still maintained a trace of his sanity as he fell off the cliff.
“He felt himself fall into a pool of water, but then the water inside the pool was like a leech, drilling wildly into him, and the sharp pain caused him to instantly lose his mind and pa*s out.
“Bang!”
The golden censer fell and hit the ground with a heavy thud, followed by a “click” as the censer broke apart and then turned into pieces with a “bang”.
As the censer shattered, countless things were scattered around, including scrolls, swords, and even bottles and jars, but they were so rusty that they seemed unusable.
Lin Ran’s whole head was dizzy, he didn’t know where he was, let alone what his current situation was, in his mind he just kept flashing through one image after another.
He saw a man, standing in front of a small censer, praying reverently, and in this man’s hand was holding the familiar jade flute.
He placed the jade flute in front of the small censer, and following this, a golden light was actually spat out from within the censer, which quickly dissipated and then revealed a leather scroll.
The scroll looked very ancient, as if it was several million years old.
The figure took the scroll in his hand and kowtowed frantically at the small tripod, following which he turned around and left, but the moment he turned around, Lin Ran was surprised to see that the other party had no cheeks at all.
Where there should have been a face, it was a blur, but it was this blurred face that caused a name to pop up in Lin Ran’s mind.
“Wang Kun!”
“Wang Kun! Wang Kun!”
Lin Ran shouted at the top of his voice, but Wang Kun’s figure gradually disappeared from his sight. Lin Ran closed his eyes in pain, this was the man who killed his parents, but now he didn’t even know what he looked like.
“Weng!”
There was a sudden sharp pain in his brain, followed by Lin Ran snapping his eyes open, but the scene in front of him was no longer there, instead it was pitch black.
“Where is this?”
It was so dark around that he couldn’t see his fingers, Lin Ran rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn’t blind and took a moment to adjust before he could see clearly.
“Here ….”
Lin Ran was dumbfounded, at this moment he was actually in the very same position as the valley gap where he first encountered Ling Sa, both sides were cliff walls, and the distance was only four or five meters.
Lin Ran touched the ground and was amazed that he had fallen from a height and not died, not even a single bone was broken.
“F**k me, if I told you, I’m afraid no one would really believe me!”
Lin Ran couldn’t help but mutter, except that he didn’t know that when he fell, there was actually a pool of water below him, only that it had now become the ground.
“Ah!”
Lin Ran gritted his teeth and stood up, only to find that his whole body hurt like hell, his physical strength had even reached its limit, and there wasn’t even a trace of true qi in his body.
“Eh? What is this thing?”
Suddenly, Lin Ran saw all kinds of items scattered on the ground, swords, spears, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, and even scrolls and pills, but without exception, all of them were “expired” and “rusted”, and none of them were good.
“Why is there a book here!”
Lin Ran suddenly saw that among the many items, there was actually a very thin book, and immediately picked it up.
“Sh*t! There’s something wrong with it!”
Flipping it open, Lin Ran couldn’t help but curse, there was nothing in this book, it was all white pages.
“Sh*t, put it away first so I can wipe my a*s later in case I get diarrhea!”
Lin Ran said helplessly, putting the book into his arms at the same time.
At this moment, he had no energy at all and was starving, so he searched around the area, hoping to find something to eat.
Perhaps it was because of God’s mercy that he found a cave just a few steps away, and at the entrance of the cave, there were actually two fist-sized fruits hanging.
The fruit was blood red and looked just like a ripe peach. Lin Ran was very hungry at that moment and did not even think about picking the two fruits and ate one right away.
Lin Ran’s eyes became bloodshot and he fell to the ground crying in pain.
But it was amidst this pain that Lin Ran clearly felt his entire body’s strength recovering frantically, and even his true qi was recovering rapidly.
“D*mn it! What is this thing!”
Lin Ran couldn’t help but curse, but no one answered him at all, and soon his strength and true qi were restored to their peak state, seeing as the effect of the fruit was seemingly not coming to an end and still kept replenishing him.
Soon, Lin Ran’s skin turned blood red and his body was bursting with veins, I was afraid that it wouldn’t be long before his body burst into flames and he would die.
“F**k, I never thought that in the end, I would actually be propped up to death!”
Lin Ran couldn’t help but laugh bitterly.
But just as he was about to reach the limit of his endurance, suddenly the true qi within his body actually spun up rapidly, followed by a wisp of true qi that actually disappeared straight away, that’s right it just disappeared.
“It’s that feeling again, who the hell is it!”
Lin Ran felt an inexplicable fear in his heart, he had felt his true qi being devoured by something before, and now this feeling appeared again, which also made him even more certain of what he had in mind.
The true qi within his body flowed rapidly, and in less than a moment he, who had just reached his peak state, wilted down again, the true qi within his body almost being extracted, with nothing left.
“Cao! Who the hell is it, come out for old me!”
Lin Ran cursed angrily as he looked around.
Although his true qi was depleted, at least his stamina was still there, this was still a comfort to him, at least the stamina would still appear after resting his true qi for a while.
“Hm?”
Suddenly, just as Lin Ran was about to settle down and rest for a while first, waiting for his true qi to recover, suddenly his stomach was flooded with a sharp pain.
“Sh*t! It can’t be so crow-brained, it’s really going to Sh*t!”
Covering his stomach, Lin Ran instantly ran into the cave and prepared to squat.
“Since it’s been fulfilled, let’s use it!”
Lin Ran was helpless and immediately took out the wordless book in his arms, flipped open the book cover and pulled at a piece of paper ready to tear it off.
However, the next moment Lin Ran’s entire body froze, the seemingly soft paper, no matter how much he tore it actually just wouldn’t tear off, not even a single mark appeared.
“Cao! What the hell is this!”
Seeing that the squatting pit was about to end, but this paper still hadn’t torn off, helplessly, Lin Ran could only grit his teeth and bring the main book over, ready to use it directly.
But as soon as the book was behind him, there was a sudden “bang”, as if a cannonball had exploded behind him, sending Lin Ran flying out of the hole.
“Cao! Who the hell is that? You have a problem with taking a Sh*t? Come out if you’ve got the guts!”
Lin Ran couldn’t help but curse, this was the first time he had been in such a mess, taking a Sh*t was not even peaceful.
“Kid, you’re looking for death, how dare you use old me to wipe your a*s!”
A childish voice rang out, followed by Lin Ran’s side surprised to see that the white book actually flew straight out of the hole, and by now the white book was all open, pages kept turning over and over, sending a ripple around.
Chapter 486
“You …. What the hell are you!”
Lin Ran was filled with shock and hastily lifted his trousers as he looked at the book warily.
“A ghost? I’m an Immortal Emperor’s pillow book, you should be doubly honoured to meet me, to actually wipe your a*s with old me, do you know how many Immortal Kings and Immortal Emperors want to get me? You’ve managed to offend me, I hold a grudge!”
The white book page kept retorting, and the voice came out at the same time.
“What Immortal Emperor, and a pillow book, you’re sick!”
Lin Ran couldn’t help but say, in his opinion this thing must be a powerful magic weapon nothing more, it had been written in the Xuan Yang Pharmacopoeia that when the magic weapon contained a celestial being, it could inject a trace of its own spiritual wisdom into it, just like Old Man Feng and Laozi Qingniu.
“You’re just a magic weapon, what a big headache to pretend to be, do you really think I don’t know it!”
Lin Ran looked at the book and said blandly.
“A magic weapon? A magic weapon, you B*****d, I’m a divine weapon, and a magic weapon, just the magic weapons in your world are no better than a piece of Sh*t in my eyes!”
The pillow book said disdainfully, but then it floated over and stopped in front of Lin Ran and laughed.
“Of course, nothing is absolute, as long as you let me swallow that pill book in your head, how about I recognize you as my master!”
“You’re dreaming!”
Lin Ran refused immediately without even thinking, jokingly the Xuan Yang Pill Canon was left behind by his old ancestor, how could he let this lousy magic weapon devour it.
“Kid, don’t be insensitive!”
The Pillow Book was also furious, thinking back to the time when it followed the ancestor’s side, although it was only a casual notebook of the Immortal Emperor, it was born with spiritual intelligence because of the Immortal Emperor’s perennial nurturing, and later the Immortal Emperor even found thousands of precious materials for it, which made it a harmless divine book.
In the past, not to mention a book like the Xuan Yang Pill Canon, even a book that was also a divine weapon would not even look at it, but now, for the sake of a book that was many times more rubbish than his own, he had even said something like acknowledging his master, yet this kid actually still refused to agree, as if he had suffered a great loss.
“Kid, do you know what I’m capable of? Just that rubbish book in your head is not even a tenth of what I have, if you let me devour it, I can teach you how to become stronger!”
The pillow book continued to goad, it really needed that Xuan Yang Pill Canon.
“And, you yourself have said that you are stronger than it, why do you need to devour it!”
Lin Ran didn’t believe it in the slightest.
“You! You, you, what do you know, back then the Immortal Emperor made a villainous plot to die and sent me out before he died, I was also affected and now I am seriously injured, only by devouring it can my power become stronger!”
The pillow book hurriedly explained, seeing that Lin Ran still didn’t believe it, it had no choice but to flip the pages of the book, and immediately the image of devouring the true qi of the four chiefs just now appeared.
“See, the four of them are no match for me at all, as long as you let me swallow the Xuan Yang Pill Canon, I will immediately acknowledge you as my master, then I will teach you how to defeat them and take revenge for your friends!”
Pillow Book said busily.
“What you said is true?”
Lin Ran was a little suspicious, he always felt that this guy with a childish voice was lying to himself.
“Of course it’s true, now that fat friend of yours is dying too, if you don’t say yes, he’ll really die!”
With that, the pages of the book flipped, followed by another scene that actually appeared, it was the scene of Compose Court Longblood pulling the blood-covered Wang Yifeng, who was heading towards the edge of the cliff.
“Fatty!”
Seeing Wang Yifeng, Lin Ran’s eyes couldn’t help but redden, his palms unconsciously clenched into fists, not expecting that they still didn’t let Wang Yifeng go in the end.
“If you think about it any more he’ll really fall off!”
Pillow said busily.
Lin Ran saw this and said.
“I can let you devour it, but you have to claim it first, and I have to see what you really are first, or I will definitely not let you devour it!”
“Yes, yes! Hurry up kid, it’s so inky!”
The pillow said helplessly, thinking how many people wanted to get themselves back then, but now no one wants them even when they are upside down, it’s really sad.
“Come here!”
Lin Ran waved his hand, and immediately the pillow book flew into his hand, followed by Lin Ran quickly dropping a drop of blood, and immediately a huge stream of information flooded into Lin Ran’s mind.
“You’re going to die, you’ve seen all of my memories for millions of years, you’re going to go crazy even if you don’t die, how F**king stupid!”
The pillow book cursed angrily, following which the pages flipped and a white light flew out to directly seal up the huge stream of information.
And then the white book followed as a light that flew directly into Lin Ran’s mind.
The Xuan Yang Pill Canon that was originally coiled in his mind immediately shrank to the side, his whole body trembling uncontrollably, as if he was very afraid of the pillow book.
“See kid, just this broken book of yours is worthy of competing with me for a place!”
The pillow side book said proudly, but Lin Ran didn’t have time to pay him any mind, quickly digesting part of the memories that had just been pa*sed into his mind.
“The Pillow Book, the Immortal Emperor’s magic weapon, the Supreme Divine Book is a handwritten record of the Immortal Emperor’s quest for the Way, containing great wisdom about everything in the three worlds, and nothing within the six paths!”
The more Lin Jean read, the more shocked he became, and only then did he truly understand what kind of existence this pillow book really was.
The contents recorded on this book were simply terrifying, from medicine and feng shui to business and medicine refining, almost all professions were covered, and what made Lin Ran even more excited was that there were actually cultivation methods on it.
“Have you seen enough? That friend of yours is about to fall off!”
Just when Lin Ran was excited, the pillow book was busy reminding him.
Only when Lin Ran heard this did he come to his senses, knowing that he had really picked up a treasure this time, it was simply too much of a bull compared to the Xuan Yang Pill Canon.
“Alright, you can devour it, but get ready too, I’m your master now, teach me how to defeat those B*****ds out there later!”
Lin Ran said excitedly, following which he left the headspace.
Just as he came out, a black shadow fell in front of him, followed by a “bang”, immediately smashing a large crater in the ground, and looking at its size, it was none other than Wang Yifeng.
“Fatty!”
Lin Ran looked dumbfounded, the depth of this smash out, I’m afraid it would be difficult to not die.
Seeing this, Lin Ran couldn’t help but red-eyed, followed by picking up a stone from the side and throwing it in, since he was already dead simply bury it on the ground.
“Fatty, good brother! Have a good trip! I’ll bury you with my own hands!”
“Ranzi, you’re the one who’s dead, why don’t you pull Laozi out!”
Lin Ran’s words had just fallen when Wang Yifeng’s voice came from below.
“Holy Sh*t! You’re all right here, little strong!”
Lin Ran said excitedly, while quickly pulling Wang Yifei up, only then did he realise that there was actually a person pressed underneath this guy, as if he was from the Compulsion Pavilion.
And it was with him as a human cushion that Wang Yifeng didn’t die, but almost all the bones in his body were broken.
“It’s over, Master Fatty is really going to be paralyzed this time, Ranzi, hurry up and run, if they come down later, we’ll both be finished!”
Wang Yifeng was looking on the bright side and was busy persuading.
However, Lin Ran smiled blandly and said mysteriously.
“Finished? It’s them who are finished this time!”
With that, Lin Ran directly took out the remaining red fruit he had just plucked and then shoved it directly into Wang Yifeng’s mouth.
