“What’s going on?” As soon as Zhao Zichen came out, he saw me holding onto the wall and rubbing my butt.
I said, “Some idiot was particularly mad just now and knocked me over.”
“Where’s the guy?”
“Ran away, or else why do you call it stupid.”
“Holy sh*t.” Zhao Zichen looked at his watch and said, “You go over to the doctor first, I’ve added a plug for you, you’re next in line. Leave this one alone, I’ll get my brothers to ask.”
I said, “Forget it, he’s just a brainiac, if we find him, we can’t do anything to him, at most we’ll beat him up, scare him a bit, then we’ll have to release him. What are we doing? We’re giving people free lessons, forget it.”
I just don’t like the hassle, I used to be annoyed with people like that, but now I’ve seen more of them and I’m calm, they’re just a bunch of rubbish anyway, so I don’t need to waste my time to tangle with them.
“Yo, you’re in a high realm now.”
“So you’re still calling?”
“Tch, it’s not for you either, it’s for the general hospital environment. I’ve hit a thick skinned one like you this time, what if I hit a child, a pregnant woman next time? Hey, don’t flatter me, that’s how righteous I am.”
Zhao Zichen found an acquaintance is different, soon it was my turn, as soon as I opened the door, I saw a beautiful woman with big blonde waves sitting in the consultation room, wearing a white coat, her rippling chest was holding her neckline up, looking at me with straight eyes.
Was this a doctor? This was too sexual.
“Zhang Chao?”
I looked dumbfounded as she called out again, “Zhang Chao?”
“Yes, yes, it’s me.”
I hated myself, what was wrong with me? I was no longer a virgin who had never seen anything, but I couldn’t take my eyes off a woman’s breasts.
Luckily the female doctor didn’t bother with me and let me in and sit down, but it’s really rare to see a female doctor who looks as sexy as she does.
“How long have you been injured?” The woman doctor asked.
I was relieved to hear that she was quite nice, and I was glad that the doctor didn’t care.
After I explained to her what had happened, she finished writing up the case, then put on her gloves and said, “Go lie down on the bed over there.”
It wasn’t the first time I’d been injured and I knew what to do, so I went and laid down obediently.
At this point she pulled a Lancet out of the drawer and I said, “Doctor, I don’t need to remove stitches from this leg injury, do I still need a knife?”
She didn’t answer me, but took a cucumber out of the drawer and waved it at me, “See this?”
I nodded extra honestly, “Yes, cucumber.”
No sooner had I finished my sentence than her hand rose and chopped the cucumber into two pieces, watching my body tighten and swallowing hard.
“What, what does that mean doctor.”
sh*t, didn’t I just look at it a few more times, did I need to do that?
“The meaning is clear, if you sexually harass me again, this cucumber is what will happen to you.”
The corners of my mouth twitched as I said, “You, you put the knife down first and talk.”
“Do you hear me?”
“You must have misunderstood, beautiful, I ……”
“Are you saying I’ve wronged you?”
“You’re not wronging me, I just glanced at you, I didn’t mean to harass you, who made you look indeed ……” I didn’t know what to say, so I made a gesturing motion with my hands.
To be honest, she is indeed quite beautiful, but I have no interest in her at all, just out of a man’s instinct to look at it.
“So you’re allowed to look?”
I thought to myself that this woman was pretentious enough, so I jokingly and half-heartedly said, “Then aren’t you staring at my face now too? It’s the same as looking at my face, everyone has a love of beauty.”
The female doctor grunted and rolled her eyes before she said with a sneer, “You still think you’re justified?”
“That’s not true, I’m the patient, you’re the doctor, let’s get started, shall we?”
I knew I was in the wrong and hurriedly changed the subject. From my years of experience, the more you pay attention to a woman like this doctor, the more trouble she’s going to get into.
She was speechless and looked at me as I got down and ignored her and put on my gloves, “Okay, we’ll get started on the doctor.”
The last few words I felt she was squeezing out of her teeth.
I glanced at her a little nervously and found her grinning at me, and by the time I was about to resist, she had pressed down on my leg in one fluid motion.
“AHHHH!!!”
“Let’s stretch you first, I heard you were a soldier, your tendons are still so hard. You must stretch your leg often after the injury, or else this piece of tendon will curl up together and you won’t be able to use this leg in the future.”
“Ah!!!”
I knew the rehab was painful, but this was more than painful, my life was about to be half broken.
“You you, you’re taking it personally ……”
“You know we have a grudge, too, but you deserve it.”
“AHHHH!!! It hurts it hurts it hurts ……”
Half an hour later, Zhao Zichen pushed the door in with a cigarette in his mouth, “What are you doing, killing a pig.”
The female doctor took off her gloves and wiped her hands, “Don’t smoke in my place.”
I was lying on my back on the treatment bed, with only one breath left.
“You’re not being honest, my friend.” The female doctor said carelessly.
Zhao Zichen let out a tsk, “I see, but to have survived your hand, Dr. Jin, with all his tail, he doesn’t seem particularly dishonest.”
I wanted to say sh*t, but Dr. Jin calmly agreed with Zhao Zichen and said, “That’s true, but his eyes are not honest, so I’ll just pluck them out next time.”
I couldn’t care less about the pain in my legs and got up from the bed numbly.
Dr. Jin really buried his head in writing the prescription for me, I took the opportunity to roll my eyes fiercely at Zhao Zichen, meaning what kind of doctor you introduced me to is simply a devil.
Zhao Zichen laughed so hard that it was as if I understood something when I watched him hold in his laughter!
f*ck, he did it on purpose!
Zhao Zichen’s hands were fighting to keep me from tugging on his collar, and while laughing wildly, he begged for mercy, “Hey, you can’t blame me for that, flies don’t bite seamless eggs, who, who told you to look, hahahahaha ……”
“Your leg is recovering well, it won’t be long before you should be able to move freely. Just be careful not to overdo it with exercise, a freshly healed wound can easily break twice.”
Zhao Zichen said, “Do you hear me? Dr. Jin, give this kid more medical advice, he’s not honest.”
Dr. Jin was not too polite and said, “Medical advice? More rest, less b*tching, mainly his mouth.”
I was speechless, but at the end of the day, I was the one who was in the wrong, so I had to accept the blame.
Zhao Zichen sat down and said, “I found that person for you, a local man, called Qian Dayu, a local businessman, a few days ago he got into a fight with someone and broke his hand, came over to see his hand, I’m already looking for someone to clean him up.”
I was about to say that there was no need for that, but at this time, Dr. Jin turned around and said, “Qian Dayu? This is my patient, his hand wasn’t broken by someone, it was bitten by a woman.”
