Wealthy Chapter 595

Wu Yi Yi had a bad feeling about this, but when she saw Yue Man Gong nodding, she said stiffly, “Yeah, I said so.” Then she muttered in her own small voice, “If you don’t go, you won’t be able to go anyway.”

Moon Fullbow and I looked at each other and smiled, and I stretched out and said, “Then go and stay in the car by yourself, or go and have fun somewhere else, we’re going to get busy.”

“You guys, where are you going? Isn’t the bar inaccessible?”

“That’s for you, not for us.”

I said, tugging my cane around to just the back door of the handle, and sure enough, there were windows open on the first floor of this bar.

The moon full of bows asked me, “Is this leg handy for you?”

“I can jump higher than a normal person on one leg, and this one is only temporarily lame, not gone.”

I put my crutches under my armpits and grabbed the edge of the window with one hand, then tugged my body up and checked the top edge of the window, and then did the same thing and went up to the first floor with ease.

The moon full bow was much easier than me, and came up in a single bound.

We both stood at the first floor window, heading down, and Wu Yi Yi was so anxious that she kept circling the window.

“You guys, how can you go in through the window like this, come down quickly, I can’t get in.”

I said to Moon Full Bow, “Your little sister really doesn’t know kung fu, does she?”

“Only slaps people. She doesn’t like to learn kung fu.”

I shook my head regretfully and shouted downstairs, “Go back now little girl, I told you not to learn kung fu properly and not to hug my thighs properly, now you’re stupid.”

“Zhang Chao, don’t you get C*cky! I’ll be right out to take you out now!”

“I say, you little girl, just because you don’t have a penis, you don’t keep your word, do you? Didn’t you promise to listen to me on everything? You can’t go into the bar.”

Wu Yi Yi completely turned into a shrew, pointing at me with her arms crossed and cursing.

“That doesn’t count just now, you didn’t help me, and I won’t listen to you anymore!”

“Go ahead then, but don’t forget, you said it yourself not to go into the bar just now, your senior brother heard you too, if you don’t keep your word, it doesn’t matter if you have a small penis, but your senior brother will definitely think you’re a woman of your word and will hate you.”

Moon Man Bow probed through the window and said coldly, “Right.”

I made a face at her and she was so angry that she picked up a stone on the ground to hit me, I hurriedly pulled my face back, this woman was a madman.

“What the hell did you bring me here for?”

“I think there’s something wrong with Zheng Yun’s son, this Zheng Peng used to be a standard loser, even as a loser, he didn’t even stand out enough, he only did some trivial things. But recently he has become very strange, suddenly he has become committed to being a big bad, don’t you think it’s strange? Is he capable of that?”

“You’re here to investigate him?”

“There’s an outsider here that he’s very fond of, or maybe it’s called an alcoholic. I brought you here today so that you can seduce that woman with your sexuality and ask as much as you can.”

Moon Man Bow looked at me in amazement, as if I was a monster. I felt that I was quite something too, and Moon Man-bow must be a little virgin to set him such a difficult task right off the bat.

I think it would have been better if it had been Zhao Zichen, who was definitely not as pretentious as Yue Man Gong, but Zhao Zichen didn’t have Yue Man Gong’s face either.

I said, “What’s going on? Don’t tell me that you have a virginity complex.”

Yue Man Gong came back to his senses and shook his head as he walked away.

“That’s not true, but I don’t have much experience in coaxing women, so I might not be up to your standards.”

“Come on, with that face of yours, women can’t close their legs when they see you, let’s go.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

I recited an Amitabha Buddha in my heart I was wrong, I had been hanging out with Chu Xiaoxiao for a long time, dirty words just popped out of my mouth. Luckily, Yue Man Gong had a cold face, I didn’t explain, and he didn’t ask more questions.

But after a while, he suddenly stopped and stood by the steps of the stairs and said to me, “Zhang Chao, my little sister is very innocent, don’t mess around with her. I don’t know what’s going on between you and her, but all of us in the Thousand Sects dote on her ……”

“I call you brother, it’s good that she doesn’t come to mess with me, is it my turn to mess with her?”

Moon Man Bow thought for a moment, helpless, and could only acquiesce that I was right.

This bar was not what I had expected.

I originally thought it was a messy place and I had been to very few bars, having been to a few of the messier ones since I returned to the city of Tong because I had to investigate things.

I thought the bars were all similar to the Devil’s Eye in Tong, but I didn’t expect to find out until I got here that it was something else entirely.

This one was quiet, and the place we rolled into was a place for customers to sober up and chat, with a few leather sofas and screens, and men and women sitting around in twos and threes, smoking e-cigarettes and chatting in low voices.

It was more like a fancy club than a bar.

As they chatted, a few of the female customers occasionally looked up and stared at me and Moon Man Bow, but of course, my Special Forces instincts could see right through that it was actually Moon Man Bow that these female Sl*ts were looking at.

The face of Yue Man Gong is similar to that of an aphrodisiac in the eyes of women, and all the popular youngsters nowadays look similar to him, and even many are not as good as him. Not only that, Yue Man Gong grew up practicing martial arts, and his body is not comparable to the current flow of white boys.

As expected, a few women were already tempted to come up and talk to him, but Yue Man Gong’s do-not-disturb expression gave these women a lot of psychological pressure.

“Which one is she?” Moon Man Bow asked.

I said, “Dude, you don’t have to be so direct. The woman up here is high class at first glance, and the one you’re looking for is a young peripheral, the kind that looks like a face-lift.”

“Got a picture?” Moon Full Bow asked.

Meng Meng had just sent it to me this morning and I pulled that photo out and showed it to Yue Man Gong, who frowned at it.

“Are you sure it’s this guy?” Moon Man Bow asked after looking at it.

“I’m sure. What, you know it?”

He wondered, “Everyone here looks like this, how can I recognise them.”

I took a closer look and was just as tearful as Moon Man-bow. I didn’t blame Moon Man-bow for this, I couldn’t recognise them either.

They say there are four evil arts in Asia, Japanese make-up, Chinese beauty cameras, Korean plastic surgery and Thai sex change. These women probably just came back from Korea, and if you don’t look closely, they are really similar.

“If they all look pretty much the same, why does Zheng Peng like this one in particular?” I muttered.

“Maybe there’s something special about this woman.”

I couldn’t help but smile evilly for a moment, then realised I’d been brainwashed by Chu Xiaoxiao again.

Chu Xiaoxiao was really too magical, every yellow joke she told was so deeply embedded in me that I would think of it whenever I got the chance.