“Come back here, you! Stinky thing, why do you run when you see my lady?!”
I knew there are some things you can’t mess with, once you do, they stick and stick better than 520 glue.
I slapped my head, chagrined, ignored her and continued on my way. I could see now why no one came to rest in such a beautiful garden. If there is a tigress hiding in a beautiful garden, no one will dare to come.
Wu Yi Yi ran in front of me with red eyes, her face still beaded with tears, looking up at me.
“Hey, I’m talking to you, are you deaf or stupid?! Stop right there!”
“You called me, huh? My name isn’t Stinky Thing, I just thought you were introducing yourself. That’s all, Miss Stinky, please move aside, I have to leave, men and women are not related, please don’t move your hands and feet to harass me or I will defend myself with legal weapons, you don’t want to be the first woman in Ningcheng to be detained by the police for harassing a man.”
She scrambled to release her grip on my arm, furious and annoyed, stamping her foot in anxiety.
“Do you want to be shameless? Who has harassed you? I haven’t told my brother about you harassing me!”
“Eh little girl, let me remind you, you can eat your food, but you can’t talk nonsense. I, I’m not harassing you, if you tell your brother, he’ll never believe you.”
As soon as I said that, she went from a bossy look to a face full of aggression, deflated her mouth and cried out with a wail.
“Hey, don’t cry, you’re making it look like I’m bullying you.”
She became more aggressive and not only cried, but sat on her butt and cried.
“You’re just bullying me, you’re bullying me, I’m going to tell my senior brother.”
I was speechless, how could a woman be so obnoxious? It was like she had absorbed the essence of obnoxiousness from heaven and earth.
But a woman was crying so badly that I couldn’t pretend I didn’t see it.
I had to persuade her to get up, “If your brother sees you like this, he will hate you even more.”
I wondered if no one had come to the garden yet, if the people of the Thousand Gates had long been used to her being like this, so they were now pretending not to hear her, not to listen, not to worry.
But I’m getting annoyed.
“Beauty, goddess, heroine, what do you want? Stop crying will you, just tell me what you want.”
She stopped her tears with a start, changing her face faster than a book, startling me and asking me with a sneer, “Are you serious? Are you really willing to help me?”
“You were acting, weren’t you? You’ve got a f*cking switch on you, one second and the tears stop.”
“Never you mind, you just said it anyway, a man of his word is a man of his word, you can’t change it if you said it.”
“So what if I did, you can sue me?” I said with tears and laughter.
“No, you just can’t change, a man who doesn’t keep his word will have no penis.”
I almost didn’t spit out my saliva, this was a once in a thousand years female Bodhisattva, I, the Sun Monkey, had sort of redeemed her.
She probably wanted me to help her explain to Moon Man-bow, so I agreed to be a good guy and do her a favor, and then pass the problem to Moon Man-bow.
I asked, “What do you want?”
I stared at her back and wondered why this woman wasn’t acting. I was afraid her acting skills could only be compared to Zhao Zichen’s.
Wu Yi Yi held her chin and thought for a while, “Tell Brother that it was you who wanted to forcefully f*ck me, and I tied you up and injured you in order to resist. It wasn’t my fault anyway.”
“Female Bodhisattva, think with your here.” I poked her in the head, “I dare say it, does your senior brother dare believe it? Do you think your brother is a pig, how am I going to f*ck you? How am I going to force-f*ck you by jumping on one leg? And what am I, stupid, to blacken myself to shine a light on you? Funny, that’s a no-brainer.”
Yiyi Wu hurriedly followed, blocking and not letting me go.
“You must say that, or what if senior hates me?”
“Well, let me think about what to do ah. Seems like there’s really no way eh, deserves it, get out of the way.”
Wu Yi Yi caught up with her again, pestering her to death.
“Please, I’m begging you, okay, I’ll give you anything you want. Just name a price, whatever you want.”
“You’re still the first woman to spend money to buy me, I never thought I could be adopted by a rich woman one day. But I seem to be a rich girl too eh, rich people like us are really obnoxious, money can’t buy me, sorry about that.”
Wu Yi Yi quit, stomping her feet behind her and throwing a tantrum.
“So what the hell do you want. Then put in a good word for me, so that senior brother will stop avoiding me, okay? I’m begging you, I’ll apologise to you.”
She folded her hands and bowed carefully at me, a look that I couldn’t believe was Wu Yi Yi.
Such an arrogant young lady, to apologize to me for a man, it seems that when a woman gets philandering, she is more philandering than a man ever was.
I said, “If you want me to help you, that’s fine, but well …… it’s not that simple.”
I looked her up and down, deliberately put on a lewd look, actually wanted to scare her away, did not expect her to force my disgusting purpose to endure.
I deliberately stared hard at her snow-white chest, eyes revealing, see myself feel no fun, had to lose to this girl’s toughness.
I said, “Well, yes, that’s fine, but you have to listen to me in everything.”
She put her hands over her chest and stammered, “You, you say.”
“You’ll promise anything?” I asked, deliberately leaning close to her and leaning into her ear.
She blushed and her voice was as small as a mosquito’s cry, “No, you can’t go too far ……”
“Alright, then remember, listen to me on everything in the future and I’ll give you a few more good words in front of your senior brother.”
“Huh? That’s your condition.” She was dumbfounded.
“Yeah.”
“Zhang Chao, who are you talking to?”
Yue Man Gong came out of the house, and when Wu Yi Yi heard Yue Man Gong’s voice, she was busy wiping away her tears and smiling a happy and flowery smile, watching me roll my eyes several times in my mind.
“With your pretty little sister, ah.”
Little sister reached out to pinch me, but I pointed to my nose, hinting that she should not offend me, so she sarcastically retracted her hand.
Now it was fun, I had taken in a tigress.
