Chapter 53
Hearing Ye Luo’s words and seeing his expression, this divine doctor suddenly felt a little chill at his back, because just now Ye Luo’s performance had far exceeded his imagination, and he was a little heartless.
So, he swallowed his saliva and dared not say anything.
Ye Luo then looked at him and said with a smile.
“The one who is sick is you.”
Hearing Ye Luo’s words, everyone looked at the divine doctor in surprise, this divine doctor was in his fifties, he looked in good spirits and had no obvious problems, so everyone didn’t know if what Ye Luo said was true or not.
“It can’t be that he’s making a fraud, right?”
“Swindle my a*s, can swindling work now? And it’s true that the cancer was just cured.”
“Yeah, but Doctor Guo doesn’t seem to have any problems, besides, isn’t he a miracle doctor himself?”
“Who says doctors can’t get sick.”
……
Just as everyone was talking, Ye Lu clapped his hands to indicate that everyone was listening to himself and saw that everyone had quieted down before he looked at Divine Doctor Guo and said with a smile.
“Divine Doctor Guo, your illness is ‘inactivity’.”
When he heard Ye Lu say the word ‘inactivity’, Dr Guo’s face immediately turned red, obviously being poked at a sore spot, but he could not just admit it, he gritted his teeth and said.
“You’re talking nonsense, you’re spitting blood, you’re slandering, you ……”
Looking at Divine Doctor Guo’s agitated appearance, Ye Lu smiled and said.
“God doctor Guo, we are all quality people, don’t be so excited, okay, besides there is reason not in the sound high, right, if you say I am wrong, then you prove it to me ah.”
“If you’re a man, get a hard-on!”
At this the people around them rose to the occasion.
“Get hard!”
“Get hard!”
“Get hard!”
……
The more the slogans were shouted, the more Dr. Guo could not wait to find a crack in the ground. He never thought that Ye Lu could even see such a hidden disease, this is really who is embarra*sed who knows. He had nothing to do with Ye Lu and himself, so he was not finding himself a disease.
However, there was no point in regretting now, it was already time to catch the duck.
He coughed, then looked at Ye Luo and said.
“Nonsense, I am a gentle and upright man, how can I say hard in such a public place, don’t you joke with the old man.”
Ye Luo then laughed and said.
“Fine, which pretty girl will come and sacrifice her S*x to stimulate our Divine Doctor Guo, so that he can see what is the charm of a woman.”
Sure enough, as soon as Ye Luo’s words fell, a beautiful looking woman suddenly curled up and walked over.
This woman was not a serious woman at first glance, and it was not clear which guest had brought her in, but despite her style, her figure and looks were really nothing to speak of.
She quickly walked up to the divine doctor Guo and then boldly tugged the side of her blouse so hard that her plump hemispheres actually “bang!” This startled Ye Lu, he didn’t expect this woman to be so bold, and his own heart couldn’t help but tremble a little with that thing.
“Is it beautiful? Divine Doctor Guo.”
The woman looked at Divine Doctor Guo and said with a smile, following which she reached out and grabbed towards Divine Doctor Guo’s vitals, seeing this scene, everyone whistled and raised their voices.
However, after another moment, the beautiful woman shook her head and said.
“Divine Doctor Guo, it seems that what he said is true.”
However, during this time, Divine Doctor Guo had already figured out that at this point in time he could only bite the bullet and not admit it, otherwise he would really be finished.
“Humph!”
He coldly snorted, then raised his hand and pushed the woman aside and looked at Ye Lu and said.
“How can I be so righteous as to fall under the spell of a woman, how can I be compared to a mere mortal like you? What a joke.”
Seeing the stance of Divine Doctor Guo biting the bullet and not admitting it, the other Divine Doctors all sighed in relief and then started to voice their support for Divine Doctor Guo, anyway, for such an illness, as long as the person concerned bit the bullet and didn’t admit it, it was indeed difficult for others to prove it.
“That’s right, a side-track, it can’t be on the stage.”
“These doctors in the mountains are only relying on this ability to clam up.”
“It’s so despicable.”
……
Everyone instantly built up an alliance against Ye Lu.
Ye Lu, on the other hand, once again smiled and clapped his hands and said.
“Everyone be quiet, in fact, I have another way to prove this matter, Divine Doctor Guo, do you dare to let me try it out in front of everyone.”
Divine Doctor Guo said through clenched teeth.
“Fine, I will cooperate with whatever you try today, my aim is to poke you.”
Ye Lu smiled and said.
“Good, but before that, I’ll give you a chance, you’ve seen my medical skills over, to tell you the truth, I can also cure your problem, or at least make you hard until you die, if you admit properly that you have a disease, I can help you cure it, do you want this chance or not?”
Now Doctor Guo really hesitated a little.
This matter was not only as simple as pleasure to a man, but also included face, dignity and many other additional meanings, and he felt that Ye Lu should not be lying to himself, he might really be able to cure it, at least much better than that disease just now, but if he really admitted it, he would undoubtedly disgrace himself, and all the divine doctors around him.
He glanced to either side with some complicated eyes.
Hua Lao shook his head silently, and all the other divine doctors shook their heads as well. Seeing this scene, he gritted his teeth and said.
“No, I’m not sick.”
Seeing him grit his teeth and die, Ye Lu smiled and said.
“Good, then don’t regret it, everyone be a witness, please also cooperate with us, I’ll verify this matter, please open your phone and hand it to me.”
Hearing Ye Luo asking for his phone, Doctor Guo hesitated for a moment, but under everyone’s gaze, he obediently unlocked it and then handed it to Ye Luo.
Ye Luo smiled and said.
“Everyone cooperate with me for a moment, be quiet, I’ll put it on speakerphone, everyone listen.”
The crowd nodded curiously.
Following that, Ye Luo then held up his phone and said.
“This is your wife’s number sorry, you guys look at it too.”
Divine Doctor Guo had to nod while Ye Lu continued.
“I’ll dial her number here, everyone cooperate and keep quiet.”
Following that, he dialed Divine Doctor Guo’s wife’s mobile phone.
However, it took a long time for the opposite party to pick up the call.
“Old Guo ah, what’s the matter?”
A woman’s voice asked.
Ye Lu smiled and said.
“I’m not your husband, I’m looking for a doctor, you wouldn’t have forgotten me, your husband is having a checkup inside, I guess it will take a while before he can come out, about your husband’s inactivity, I have a little situation to consult with you, please also cooperate.”
Hearing that it was Dr. Zhao, the woman across the room obviously sighed with relief and followed.
“Hoo …… ah …… well …… that …… that …… Dr. Zhao ah, the matter of Lao Guo’s inactivity should be left alone, you …… you can just lift …… ah ……”
What made Ye Lu somewhat surprised was that the wife of the opposite divine doctor Guo suddenly spoke in a somewhat broken voice, interspersed with gasping sounds, while the divine doctor Guo’s face instantly turned green, and everyone laughed heartily.
Ye Lu then smiled and continued.
“How can I be a doctor and not care, may I ask when this condition of inactivity started for him?”
The woman said from the other side.
“Big …… about three …… ah …… three years, also …… not because …… in …… messing around outside …… ah ……”
Hearing these words, Ye Lu smiled and spread his hands to the crowd.
This sentence had proved everything, this Guo Shen He was really sick.
Following that, a somewhat suppressed “ah ah” sound came from the other side of the phone, and then the woman said in a somewhat incoherent manner.
“Ah ah …… ah …… that …… Zhao …… Zhao doctor …… I’m too busy, then I’ll hang up first …… ah ……”
Immediately after that the phone hung up.
Ye Lu smiled and gave the phone back to Doctor Guo, then said with a smile.
“It turns out that you are indeed sick, however, your wife seems to be very healthy.”
After Ye Lu finished speaking, all the people around laughed, while Doctor Guo trembled and then “flopped!” He sat down on the chair with a sound.
Ye Lu turned his head to the other divine doctors and said.
“Is there anyone else who wants to compete? If there’s nothing else, I’ll go back first.”
It was the same words as before, but, this time, when they were said again, no one spoke, those two hands just now had completely proved that Ye Lu was not unlearned, and that there was obviously no good consequences for going against him.
However, at this time, Hua Lao suddenly looked at Ye Lu and said.
“I have something to say.”
Chapter 54
Seeing that Hua Lao actually had something to say, the crowd’s interest was once again raised, could it be that Hua Lao wanted to have a PK with Ye Lu? Was there still a good show to watch?
However, immediately everyone was disappointed, Elder Hua was not a fatalist, how could he possibly make a stand at this juncture?
If he defeated Ye Lu, he might lose his reputation, and he would not do such an unprofitable deal.
He stood up and walked to Ye Lu’s front very solemnly said.
“Humanity is ‘since ancient times, heroes are young’, Master Ye’s style really makes old man admire him.”
As soon as Elder Hua’s words left his mouth, he immediately heard someone “flop!” “Flop!” I guess these guys didn’t expect that Hua Lao had actually got up and patted Ye Lu’s a*s.
However, the saying, “A thousand times a thousand, a horse’s a*s doesn’t wear off” was still quite flattering to Ye Lu.
He smiled and said.
“What elegance or not, it’s all just a floating cloud, if this old kid doesn’t push me, I don’t bother with him, I’m actually very busy.”
Hua Lao nodded very definitely and said.
“Master Ye’s heart old man admires, however, I would like to have an ungrateful request, can Master Ye consider it?”
Ye Luo did not know what Hua Lao wanted to do, so he had to ask in a somewhat puzzled manner.
“But there is no harm in saying so.”
Elder Hua then said.
“My teacher is a person who loves talent and seeks virtuous people, I would like to accept you as his disciple for my teacher, what do you think.”
Hearing Hua Lao’s words, many people’s eyes widened, because Hua Lao’s teacher, that was a high ranking person who was invisible to the gods and dragons, no one here had ever met her, and according to the legend, such a medical skill of Hua Lao was actually not a real disciple of others, but merely a titular disciple.
To become the disciple of such a legendary master was still a huge attraction to many people.
However, Ye Luo waved his hand very dryly and said.
“There’s no need for that, I have my own healing method, I don’t need to be taught yet either, thank you for your kindness, then there’s nothing else, I’ll go back first.”
Hua Lao said with a smile and nodded his head.
“Good talk, good talk, Master Ye, please.”
This time Ye Lu finally returned to his seat as he wished.
On the other hand, Hua Lao was calculating in his mind that he would definitely talk to his master about this time later, he felt that his master would definitely be interested.
After he sat down, he opened the list on the left side of his gla*ses and saw that he had once again added “Pill Ability” to the list of activated abilities.
In this ability, there were all kinds of potion making methods, recipes, and all kinds of knowledge about potions, etc. It was so vast that Ye Lu was instantly overwhelmed and confused.
The six of them also took a look at each other and slipped away.
The army of drinkers also chose to withdraw when they saw this situation.
In an instant, the table and the surrounding area where Ye Lu and Qin Siyu were were completely empty.
However, Ye Lu was not aware of this situation, he was studying this “elixir ability” with all his heart and soul, he found that many of the herbs in this elixir ability were not available on earth, of course, there were many alternatives indicated, but it was also written clearly that the alternatives were much less effective than the genuine ones.
As for the types of pills, there were so many that they could be described as all kinds, even pills for breast enlargement and buttocks, not to mention anything for beauty and skin care, pimple removal and skin beauty.
He wanted to make a potion right now and try it out.
However, he then discovered another problem. It said that the real alchemy of pills required the alchemist to release the flame himself, but now Ye Lu couldn’t release any flame at all, which meant that he could only refine some simple pills that could be made by open flame.
Of course, even if this was the case, the number of pills that could be made was still countless.
He was in an unconscious state when Ye Lu healed him, so he was not aware of Ye Lu’s methods, but only from the people around him. He understood from the descriptions of the two people that Ye Lu was definitely a rare expert, but he did not expect Ye Lu to be this strong.
Elder Shen ended his speech after exchanging pleasantries with everyone again and let everyone eat and drink at their leisure while he gave a wink to his granddaughter, Miss Shen.
To be honest, Miss Shen’s view of Ye Lu had changed 180 degrees. She had thought that Ye Lu had probably fooled her grandfather by some means, or that Ye Lu was just like that kid from the Zhang family who had suddenly gotten lucky and obtained an immortal pill that could cure his illness and saved his grandfather.
Now it seemed that this was not the case, this brat was indeed two-handed and probably had a real knack for it.
She then wiggled her two long legs and walked over to the table where Ye Lu was sitting then sat next to Ye Lu and crossed her legs and pulled the clothes on her chest to the sides.
She was quite confident in her fierce pair of arms, and there was no man who would not go straight after seeing them.
Sure enough, Ye Luo’s eyes went straight too, but not straight at her, but straight at her, not knowing what she was thinking about.
Ye Luo was so focused that she didn’t know anything, but when Qin Shiyu saw this woman shaking her breasts and sitting next to Ye Luo and loosening her chest, she didn’t feel calm.
This was obviously a rhythm to seduce Ye Luo!
So, she stared at Miss Shen.
Miss Shen was depressed that Ye Lu was ignoring her, when she suddenly saw that the little girl next to Ye Lu was actually glaring at her with eyes full of fire, she instantly understood what Qin Siyu had in mind, however, she didn’t consider Qin Siyu as her rival, in her opinion, Qin Siyu was just a young student who hadn’t grown up yet, and was no match for herself.
So, she pushed the dress on her chest again, and the small white hemisphere and deep cleavage suddenly swayed a little, and then she looked at Qin Siyu provocatively.
Qin Siyu lowered her head and looked at her own chest, then suddenly became a little deflated.
Indeed, her own breasts were no match for her opponent’s. She felt that it was only Liu Mei’s breasts that could beat her opponent’s, and the others were really no match for her, which suddenly gave her a sense of frustration.
She found that she was not as rich as Gushiki, nor was she as fit as the woman in front of her, and next to Ye Lu, she looked so low in presence.
Seeing Qin Siyu’s expression, Miss Shen understood that she had won, so she looked at Qin Siyu and said with a smile.
“Little girl, would you please leave for a moment, Master Ye and I have some things we need to talk about alone.”
Qin Siyu, somewhat gloomily, said nothing and prepared to get up, but a large hand grabbed her and said with a smile after Ye Lu.
“Siyu, don’t go, I have nothing to talk about with this cow.”
Being called a cow by Ye Lu in public, with Miss Shen’s temper, she was about to get mad, but, after thinking about it, she finally gritted her teeth and held back as she looked at Ye Lu and said with a smile.
“Ye Lu, consider being with me, grandpa doesn’t have any other children, you see, with me, all of this will be yours.”
When she said “all this”, she deliberately patted her chest, two waves began to ripple out, meaning clearly, this pair is also yours.
Ye Lu smiled and said.
“It does sound good, but, I’m not interested, please.”
With those words, Ye Lu waved her hand while Qin Siyu, who was on one side, made a mischievous face towards her.
This time Miss Shen’s Missy temper finally came up as she glared and pointed at Ye Luo.
“You are really giving shame, what’s so good about this little girl with a clear soup, is she more attractive to men than old mother?”
Seeing this stance of hers, Ye Luo then frowned and said.
“To be honest, I am a person who doesn’t like to reveal people’s shortcomings, but, I really prefer the pure and natural ones, and I am not too interested in the liposuction-filled stuff, I am not sure if I have made myself clear by saying this.”
Hearing Ye Luo’s words, Miss Shen immediately quickly covered her chest, she didn’t expect Ye Luo to even be able to see this.
What she had done was to draw fat from her own body and then fill it into her breasts, so that she could keep the feel without any kind of rejection, she thought it was seamless, but Ye Lu had actually broken it in one sentence.
Miss Shen suddenly felt a bit chilly, in front of Ye Lu she felt like she had no secrets at all, as if she was naked all over.
Following that, she turned around and left in a gray manner.
“You know all this?”
Qin Shiyu said with a surprised look at Ye Lu.
Ye Lu smiled, but at that moment, several divine doctors suddenly came over with wine.
