Chapter 5
“It’s too much, so fast!”
“I think he’s writing nonsense, claptrap, people like that are the most annoying.”
“He’s trying to get a girl’s attention, I guess.”
“But don’t you think that actually Ye Lu is quite handsome apart from being poor?”
“What’s the point of being handsome, can you eat?”
……
In the midst of all the people talking, Ye Lu had already finished all the questions in front of him quickly, because through the current ability of his gla*ses he could only know the correct answer but not the process of solving the questions, if the answer questions in the back of the test were really troublesome, but the choices and fill in the blanks in the front were much easier.
“Okay, Mr Li, take a look.”
Amidst the awe of the crowd, Ye Lu handed the test paper with the answers written on it to Teacher Li.
Teacher Li had an incredulous expression on his face, because he knew very well that it was him, no, not to mention him, no teacher in the whole high school could answer a set of mock test papers and get half of the marks so quickly.
“Chu Wenxuan, bring the answers over here.”
Teacher Li said with a frown.
“The first question, yes.”
“Second question, yes.”
“The third question, yes.”
……
The more Mr. Li looked, the more alarmed he was, because he found that Ye Lu’s answers to every question were correct. At this rate, with sixty points for the multiple choice questions and twenty points for the fill-in-the-blank questions, Ye Lu’s score was steadily more than half of the marks.
The whole cla*s stretched their necks like watching a big show, their eyes widened as they watched Mr. Li in the middle of matching the answers. However, seeing the look on Mr. Li’s face, everyone understood, and many people had a playful smile on their faces, there were many people in the cla*s who had problems with Mr. Li, especially those guys who were given a hard time by him for no reason.
Ye Lu watched as Teacher Li finished correcting the answers to both the multiple choice and the fill-in-the-blank, before he looked at Teacher Li and said with a smile.
“Teacher Li, do you think you should prepare some water for you?”
Teacher Li had already backtracked once on his promise to eat chalk, and even he felt he couldn’t hold his head up in front of his students if he went back on his word again, but Ye Lu’s paper did get the answers right.
Just when everyone was waiting to see Mr. Li’s joke, he slammed the paper on the ground and then pointed at the school bully Chu Wenxuan and yelled.
“Chu Wenxuan, how dare you cheat me together with Ye Lu, tell me, did you conspire with Ye Lu in advance and tell him all the answers, then come together to embarra*s me!”
Faced with Teacher Li’s stern voice and head-bashing questioning, Chu Wenxuan was completely dumbfounded, and he said with an innocent face.
“Teacher Li, I was wronged, I had just deliberately chosen the most difficult paper for him, besides, it was also your impromptu decision to let Ye Lu do the paper, how could I have colluded with him beforehand?”
He said, “Chu Wenxuan is not ashamed of being a bully, at least in terms of logic, indeed, it was Li’s own idea to do the paper and all that.
He quickly took out a whip from underneath the podium table and then looked at Chu Wenxuan and said viciously.
“You still want to be sopH*moric, it seems that you won’t grow a memory unless you are taught a good lesson.”
Of course, although his words were said to Chu Wenxuan, the teaching whip was swung towards Ye Lu.
Because, in this cla*s, Ye Lu had no parents, his grandmother was dead, his family was poor and had no background, and his presence in the cla*s was low, Teacher Li knew very well that Ye Lu could not make any waves.
Ye Lu also did not expect Mr. Li to be so uncouth, is this still a teacher who is a teacher? This is even more rogue than a hooligan! However, the stick had already been drawn, and Ye Lu subconsciously reached out, “Boom! With a bang, even he didn’t expect that he had actually caught the whip.
“Holy Sh*t, what is this, is this still me?”
Ye Lu’s heart was also filled with shock, he suddenly understood, just now he felt that his ears had become sensitive should not be an illusion, but his body had really changed.
“Whether it’s true or not, just try it and find out.”
Ye Luo steadied his mind, then clutched the teaching whip and gave it a violent tug. The cla*s teacher, Mr. Li, was long and thick, and was close to one meter eight, so he had a lot of strength, but under Ye Luo’s tug, the teaching whip actually came out of his hand.
“Pop!”
After snatching the whip, Ye Lu gave Mr. Li a blow without ceremony, which knocked Mr. Li dumbfounded, he stood there frozen, and only when the whip in Ye Lu’s hand fell again, he stared at him to have a fit.
“You ……”
However, he had just said one word when Ye Lu smiled and said.
“Think about the security cameras, think about the footage, Mr. Li ……”
As he said that, the teaching whip in Ye Luo’s hand fell down viciously once again, this time Teacher Li was really baffled, his mouth opened wide in surprise, and his eyes were staring with his eyes falling out.
This was because he could not figure out how Ye Lu could have known about this secret between him and Ren Xue Ying.
It turned out that Mr. Li had a hobby that he liked to use dating software to find some unorthodox women to open a room, and as a result, Ren Xueying found out and took a video, which is why Mr. Li listened to Ren Xueying very much.
This is the reason why Mr. Li is so obedient to what she says. Now that he is about to graduate from high school, Ren Xueying has a showdown with him and wants to use these videos to extort a sum from Mr. Li.
Of course, he thought it was Ren Xueying who had told Ye Lu, who had betrayed that he and Ye Lu were hooking up.
“No wonder Ren Xueying helped this brat in the matter of taking leave just now, so that’s what happened.”
The more Teacher Li thought about it, the more it made sense, so he gave Ren Xue Ying a fierce glare, while Ren Xue Ying was shocked beyond words at the moment, because, she knew very well that she hadn’t talked to anyone about the matter of installing cameras and blackmail, only she and Teacher Li, the two people involved, knew about it.
Of course she didn’t know that all these were read out by Ye Lu from Teacher Li’s profile.
The cla*s exploded when they saw that Ye Lu was smacking Teacher Li, who didn’t even let out a single fart.
Everyone didn’t know what was going on.
“What’s going on? Is Ye Luo crazy?”
“No, I don’t think it’s Ye Lu who’s gone mad, it’s Teacher Li who’s gone mad.”
“No, it’s not Ye Luo who’s gone mad, it’s not Teacher Li who’s gone mad, I think it’s me who’s going mad, what’s all this, I don’t understand it at all!”
“But, Ye Lu is suddenly so dominant!”
……
Amidst the murmurs of the crowd, Teacher Li said with a sullen face.
“Ye Lu, have you had enough of fighting?”
Ye Luo said with a smile.
“Well, that’s about it, but I’m warning you, if you dare to do something like that again, I won’t be so polite to you.”
With those words, Ye Luo then “snapped!” With a snap, he broke the whip into two pieces and threw it into the bin.
“Too arrogant!”
Someone muttered in a low voice, but without daring to say a word, Mr. Li turned around and left the cla*sroom, because he didn’t know how to end it if he stayed here any longer.
Once Mr. Li left, the cla*s was buzzing.
“What’s wrong with Ye Lu, this time it’s really a big bull, enough to blow for a month.”
“That’s right, is this a rhythm that is going against the sky?”
“I give full marks for this B pretence.”
……
The first thing you need to do is to get the right answer to the question. The first thing he did was to find out how Ye Lu knew what he knew, and how Ye Lu knew what he knew.
“You’re a bully, I don’t hold up the wall but I’m only convinced by you.”
Seeing Ye Lu sit back down by his side, his nemesis Zhao Yang said heartily with a thumbs up.
At this time, cla*s president Qin Siyu sent a text message to Ye Lu.
“Ye Lu, what happened just now, which one of Teacher Li’s tendons was wrong, how come he didn’t fight back even though he let you hit him?”
Ye Lu replied with a smile.
“It’s a long story, I’ll tell you slowly later, didn’t you say you had something to ask me for help tonight? What is it?”
As a result, Qin Siyu quickly replied.
“It’s my grandmother who has to go out tonight, and the aunt who is helping is also out, asking me to look after the shop, I don’t dare, can you go and keep me company?”
Ye Luo of course would not resist, in the whole cla*s only cla*s president Qin Siyu and his best friend Zhao Yang and the two of them treated him the best, and Qin Siyu and himself also had one thing in common, that is, both of them were brought up by their grandmother, so the two of them felt especially close from the first time they met.
The next half day pa*sed calmly, and the bridge that many people wanted to see of Mr. Li retaliating against Ye Lu did not appear, which made everyone feel that Ye Lu was suddenly mysterious and unpredictable.
When it was time for the evening study, Ye Lu and Qin Shiyu did not attend, Qin Shiyu took a leave of absence, while Ye Lu skipped cla*s and followed Qin Shiyu to her grandmother’s shop, a shop that deals with the dead and also divines fortunes.
Chapter 6
After going there, Ye Lu realized that the shop owned by Qin Siyu’s grandmother was in a very remote place, and even streetlights were scarce around, no wonder Qin Siyu was afraid to look after the shop by herself.
“Can a shop in such an isolated place have business?”
Ye Lu looked at the cold and empty shop and said with some doubt.
Qin Siyu, on the other hand, smiled and said.
“Of course there’s business, and it’s all big business, the building I live in with my grandmother was earned by her business, otherwise I wouldn’t have money to eat, pay school fees and buy things!”
What Qin Siyu said was clear to Ye Lu, after all, they had been together for three years, the neighborhood where Qin Siyu’s family lived was a pretty good neighborhood, and Qin Siyu was better than many girls in terms of what she wore and what she used, so it seemed that the shop might actually be quite profitable.
However, they both sat in the shop for quite a while without a single customer coming in.
“Not a single customer, I think it’s okay for your grandmother to close for the day, there’s no business anyway.”
Ye Lu said with some boredom.
As a result, Qin Shiyu shook her head and said.
“Grandma said that it’s a rule in this business that it’s not allowed to close, especially today.”
After another while, Qin Siyu felt that it was getting hotter and hotter, after all, it was summer, and although it was evening, there was no air conditioning in the room, and she was wearing her school uniform, so the heat had long been unbearable.
“That, Ye Lu, I’m going in to change a shirt, you’re not allowed to peek.”
Ye Lu nodded, but in his heart, he thought, “You are still hiding for fear that I will see, in fact, from head to toe, from front to back, I have seen it all long ago, of course, this secret is not to be told.
The truth is, Qin Siyu is quite beautiful, tall, her breasts are not very big, but not small, long legs and thin waist, only, her people feel a little too serious, some do not want to get close to the look, but, now she suddenly reveals a coy look, but it makes Ye Lu heart ripples.
In fact, although there was a “primitive mode” in the gla*ses, Ye Lu did not always use it, not because he did not want to, but because he felt that his mind and body were always so excited that most of them would go wrong.
While Qin Siyu was changing her clothes, Ye Lu began to feel around the shop in boredom, of course, he was not interested in the things for sale, but mainly touched the decorations, only to find that most of the decorations placed by Qin Siyu’s grandmother were actually real antiques, even the jade and other ornaments were all genuine Hetian jade or jadeite.
“This old lady really doesn’t look simple!”
This discovery took Ye Lu by surprise, he had been to the antique market, so he understood very well that the real goods of antiques were not the cabbages on the street, you could get a bunch of them just by saying that you could get a bunch of them, this old lady could get so many antiques, so she must be really capable.
He then landed on the largest statue that was being worshipped, Ye Lu did not know who this statue was, but this touch startled him.
“Name: Ghost Gu Zi consecrated statue, Material: Hundred Refined Fine Copper, Production Date: Spring and Autumn Period, Origin: Qi County, Henan Province, Introduction: personally refined by a disciple of Ghost Gu Zi, contains the ability of Ghost Gu Zi, a disciple of the Immortal Sect, to spy on fate and fortune, long-term consecration can obtain the blessing of Ghost Gu Zi, if blood is dripped for consecration then you can obtain the blessing of Ghost Gu Zi for a short period of time ……”
Seeing this introduction, Ye Lu was really shocked.
“There really is an ‘Immortal Gate’ in this world, looks like the world is far from as simple as I thought ah, most of Qin Siyu’s grandmother is also proficient in divination because she worships this ‘consecrated statue’, why don’t I also drip blood to try .”
With this in mind, Ye Lu bit his finger and dripped blood onto the ‘consecrated statue’. To his amazement, the blood actually penetrated into the refined copper and disappeared, while he himself felt a spiritual shock.
At this time, Qin Shiyu, who had changed into a skirt and T-shirt, came out.
“Ye Lu, what are you doing?”
Qin Shiyu looked at Ye Lu and asked with a smile, but before Ye Lu could answer, the door of the shop was opened and a man with yellow hair and a flowing look walked in.
It was as if this man came with his own label, “I’m not a good person”, and smiled immodestly as soon as he opened the door.
“Is it business? Let’s go and receive them.”
I looked at Qin Shiyu and said with a smile, the two of them had been in this Sh*tty shop for a long time, bored to death, and this time they could finally open up.
However, looking at Qin Siyu, it was obvious that she recognized this person and she obviously didn’t like the other person.
“Hey hey, Sister Silkyu, don’t look so cold, you look really good in this outfit today.”
This non-mainstream slasher looked at Qin Siyu and said with a drooling expression.
However, Qin Siyu was not interested in him at all and she said coldly.
“Sorry, I am working, can you stop hara*sing me, I am very busy.”
However, this yellow hair obviously did not want to let go of this opportunity, he smiled and took out a hundred yuan, then “pop!” He put it on the table and said.
“Okay then, I’ll do the math, so that’s it, I’m your customer now, I can talk to you now.”
Seeing that Qin Siyu still wanted to say something, Ye Lu waved his hand and walked over to look at Huang Mao and said with a smile.
“Telling fortunes! Fine, but you don’t have enough hanging capital, we never tell the trigrams here for poor losers~ like you.”
This guy was about to get angry when he heard my words, however, he took a glance at Qin Shiyu next to him and eventually smiled and said.
“Which one are you again?”
Without waiting for me to answer, Qin Siyu said first.
“This is my boyfriend, who is also a shareholder of this shop, he occasionally comes over to help look after the shop.”
Hearing Qin Siyu’s words, Ye Lu almost dropped the mobile phone in his hand on the table, he had never thought of being Qin Siyu’s boyfriend, this beautiful cla*s president’s admirers were not less than Ren Xue Ying’s, only that many of them did not dare to chase after her.
Of course, Ye Lu didn’t think Qin Siyu was telling the truth, he was probably just using himself as a shield to let this yellow hair die.
When he heard Qin Siyu’s words, Huang Mao looked at the latest Apple phone in Ye Lu’s hand, he believed it for a few moments, but then he slapped the table and said.
“Good, then you say how much a trigram costs, I’ll count him today, if it’s not right, see if I don’t smash your shop.”
Seeing that this yellow hair not only did not die and leave, but also looked like she wanted to make trouble, Qin Siyu became alarmed instead, she was a bit overwhelmed and grabbed Ye Lu’s hand.
Ye Luo waved his hand to indicate that she was fine, then sat down opposite to Huang Mao and said with a smile.
“Usually hanging capital without five thousand I will not make a move, today the mood is good, one thousand eight hundred, do you count? If you can’t afford it, just leave, we’re still busy.”
Seeing the way Ye Luo was pretending, Qin Siyu really pinched a sweat for him, she had never heard that Ye Luo could tell fortunes and divination.
Huang Hao gritted his teeth, then took out a pile of banknotes from his wallet just eighteen of them and slapped them on the table and said.
“Okay, I’ll count it today, if it’s not allowed, don’t blame me for smashing your shop.”
Ye Lu looked at him and smiled and said.
“Good, then I will give you a discount to count a hang, don’t say anything first, see if I am right?”
As he said that, Ye Luo opened up the basic information about Huang Mao and said.
“Your name is Wu Yifei, right, the only son of the family, the parents don’t have much money, however, there is a small shop that has been operating, now you are running it, right?”
Hearing Ye Lu finish, the yellow-haired Wu Yifei froze for a moment, but immediately said in defiance.
“These should have been told to you by Silk Rain, it’s not unusual to know.”
Ye Luo then continued.
“Good, then I’ll continue, you’re actually not your father’s real son, you’re the child of your mother and a man called Wang Dafa, right?”
This time, Wu Yifei Huo stood up, he was really shocked this time, because this matter, her mother had repeatedly instructed him not to let a fourth person know, and he had never said anything to others, her mother’s mouth was of course even tighter, he could be sure that no one else would know about this matter.
“How did you …… you …… know about it?”
He looked at Ye Luo and asked in surprise.
Ye Lu ignored him, but continued.
“Also, you molested a woman last night, didn’t you? The woman in the short leopard print skirt, you are going to be unlucky, if I presume correctly, you will have a bloodbath.”
This time Wu Yifei was really scared because he did molest a woman in a leopard-print skirt last night, but the woman was very strong, and he only grabbed and touched her a few times to take advantage of her, and at the end the woman left harsh words that she would definitely break his third leg.
He hadn’t mentioned this to anyone, and the place where it happened was so far away that he couldn’t understand how Ye Lu knew about it.
Thinking of that girl’s stern eyes, Wu Yifei inexplicably felt some chills running down his back.
He looked at Ye Luo with some fear and asked.
“That, your calculation is really accurate, so can you help me calculate, can I get past this?”
Ye Lu reached out and took the money over, then looked at Wu Yifei and said.
“Since you are looking for me to divine good fortune and receive money from others, of course you have to help others to eliminate disasters, I dare not say anything else, it is still possible to save your third leg tonight, hurry up and run through the back door, the person who is going to cut you is at the street corner, there are still three minutes to reach the battlefield.”
Seeing that Wu Yifei was somewhat unconvinced, Ye Lu pointed to the door, Wu Yifei dashed to the door and stretched his head to look, indeed eight or nine guys with machetes were walking from the street to this side, the leader was none other than the woman in the leopard print short skirt.
“F**k me!”
The B*****d cursed and turned around and darted out the back door, dialing the phone as he ran.
*******
The bar where Ye Lu worked part-time.
At the moment, the bar owner was sitting at the table and whispering to himself.
“That kid Ye Lu must not be able to get five thousand dollars, later when he comes, let him work for three months for nothing as compensation, as for his beautiful sister ……”
Before he could finish his words his phone rang.
“Brother ah, this is Wu Yifei, you asked me to help you find the fortune teller I found you.”
On the other side of the phone Wu Yifei said with some surprise.
