Yu Yuehan: “……”
Yu Yuehan: “Don’t want to hear the story?”
“I was wrong.” Nian Xiaomu wimped out for a second.
“My mother has rh-negative blood, and when she gave birth to me she had a hemorrhage and almost didn’t save her, plus the probability of hemolysis occurring in a second child is relatively high, so after I was born, my father was adamant that my mother wouldn’t have any more children.”
Yu Yuehan looked like he had remembered something funny, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
“In my grandmother’s words, my dad was like a highly vigilant Tibetan mastiff, at the slightest movement of the wind, he would immediately rush to my mother’s side and circle around her, worrying about something happening to her, and it was from that time that the Yu family started to keep an eye out for people with rare blood types.”
It was also at that time that the Wen family began to receive support from the Yu family.
Nian Xiaomu looked envious, “A man who loves his wife is the most handsome, I kind of like your dad now.”
Yu Yuehan: “……”
So, why did he agree to tell her a story?
To create a love interest for himself?
Or his own father?
Yu Yuehan cleared his throat and slightly lowered his eyes, “My father only has the advantage of loving his wife, most of the time, there are more disadvantages.”
Nian Xiaomu: “Like??”
Yu Yuehan: “He only likes his wife, not his own son, and I haven’t slept with my mother since I was weaned.”
Nian Xiaomu: “……” A little bit want to laugh, how to break it?
Yu Yuehan: “When I was little, there was homework that called for writing ‘My Dad’, I went to him and he said he had to accompany my mum to watch the recital and didn’t have time, so he gave me a thousand dollars and told me to go find the security uncle at the gate to write it for me.”
Nian Xiaomu: “……” Hold it in, you can’t laugh!
Yu Yuehan: “I grew up alone, a bit lonely, when I was little I saw other kids with younger siblings and ran to ask my mum and dad to give me a brother too, my dad was so angry he almost jumped up and said swear words to me for the first time.”
Nian Xiaomu’s eyes widened and he took a deep breath.
Her nostrils were so big in shock that she turned into a pig’s nose and asked excitedly, “What dirty words?”
Yu Yuehan mimicked his father’s tone of voice and growled, “F**k off, if you didn’t have to have a child to fulfil your grandparents’ wish, you’d still be a tadpole, and it’s not enough to worry about whether you’ll be thrown in the trash? And you want a brother? Who are you trying to P*ss off?”
After Yu Yuehan finished yelling, he looked at Nian Xiaomu with an aggrieved expression.
He waited for her to say that she was disappointed in his father, or that she was heartbroken to comfort him.
But what he got was…
“Hahahahahahahahaha!”
A magical string of laughter emanated from the mouths of those around him.
The body is accompanied by an uncontrollable twitch from extreme excitement that can be simply summed up as: laughing and jerking.
Non-stop slapping of one’s thighs.
Laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes.
“Too, too funny …… hahahahaha, your dad is really my idol, I’m going to die laughing, double tap 6666 ……”
Yu Yuehan: “……”
Good, he probably has a fake fiancée.
He couldn’t stop laughing.
Nian Xiaomu didn’t know how long she had been laughing, so much so that the red wine in her gla*s, which she had shaken, was almost spilled, before she reluctantly stopped.
Glancing at the dark-faced man, she tried to keep her composure.
Coughing lightly twice, she reached out and patted his shoulder.
The words were long and serious.
“Think of it another way, you should feel happy, your mother and father are so loving, something many people can’t envy, you live in a very happy family, I hope you can inherit your father’s virtues!”
