I changed his nappy for the first time yesterday and just as the nappy came off, I peed all over myself ……
I also got peed on when I helped him take a bath and got puked all over when I fed him milk ……
A few short days, all sorts of heartbreaking events, it’s hard to look back!
Yu Muyang is toxic!
Yu Yuehan has identified it. Streak streak dream streak small streak.lā
The reason for having a son is to pull hatred. If given the choice, he would not hesitate to choose to go back to the day when he got Nian Xiaomu pregnant ten months ago.
I would not even let this brat have a chance to appear if I suffocated myself!
“I can call the nurse for him, he might like Miss Nurse more than me, I’m serious.” Yu Yue Han suggested sincerely.
At least Yu Muyang hadn’t sprayed urine on any of the nurse ladies’ faces.
Nor did he cry like he was being pinched just because any of the nurse ladies hugged him.
Heh, when there was a nurse lady helping to take care of him, that well-behaved look was just pretend at first glance.
Only those naive and simple nurses would be bewitched by him and praise him over and over again for being so handsome and cute, afraid that he is not an angel fallen to earth ……
Angel?
They probably don’t have good eyes, obviously they are holding a devil.
Or a demon from the 18th circle of hell!
Yu Yuehan was like the wife of the goddess of war possessed, and he kept on chattering.
He was already taking a diaper and preparing to change it for Yu Muyang.
Before taking off his trousers, his hand was already pointing at his little nose, giving him a serious warning.
“Brat, if you dare to spray me with pee while I’m changing your diaper again, I’ll put your pee into a bottle and feed it to you!”
“Pffft ……”
The little baby in the swaddling clothes spat milk bubbles and rubbed his little fist against his face, all the time looking in Nian Xiaomu’s direction.
Hearing his warning, he twisted his head to look at him.
Two whimpers.
Not sure if he heard it or not.
Anyway, Yu Yuehan took it as he understood, if he dared to pee on his face again, he would not be finished with him!
It was a rare harmonious diaper change, and Yu Yuehan was so moved that he was about to cry.
He picked up the soft little guy and reached out to pinch his little face.
The corners of his mouth curled.
“That’s much better, your daddy will always be your daddy, nothing good will come to you if you go against me.”
“Wha-”
Yu Yuehan dejected words did not speak, the little Yang in his arms suddenly howled.
The miserable cry made Nian Xiaomu, who had walked to the door, walk back again nervously.
Seeing the red marks on his little face, he slapped Yu Yuehan on the shoulder.
“b*****d, why are you pinching my son!”
“…… Xiaomu, would you believe me if I were to say that I just touched him lightly?” Yu Yuehan asked with a desperate look on his face.
A small baby’s skin was so delicate that even a gentle touch would be red.
He swore that he really didn’t use any force.
But anyone else who heard the little one crying so badly wouldn’t have believed him.
Yu Yuehan could only hope that Nian Xiaomu was smart enough to see that everything was an act played by Yu Muyang.
However, he is the only one who is awake when everyone is drunk.
No one would believe that a newborn baby would use a bitter trick.
No one ……
So, Nian Xiaomu was angry with Yu Yuehan for two whole days.
If it wasn’t for the fact that Yu Yuehan also learned that set of Xiao Yang, nothing to do with a bitter trick, deliberately let that brat pee all over, boiling water when brewing milk powder scalded hands and so on, I’m afraid that even the daughter-in-law can not hug.
So, late at night when Xiao Mu was asleep with Xiao Yang, Yu Yue Han asked Tang Yuan Si out.
Brothers drinking game, spirits vs. white boiling water 3-0 series.
