[This is my son, he is five and a half years old, which is no big deal, just a little less than two years older than little Liu Liu].
Attached is a photo of Fanfan leaning on his shoulder.
The photo is photoshopped and has text on it.
[My name is Fanfan and everyone says I look exactly like my father]
It completely mimics the first-person tone of Fanfan’s voice.
The photo is breathtaking with a small and large child with the same aura.
Van Yu made sure it was correct and clicked send.
Sending this is not the end of the story.
He stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room and slowly flipped through the phone numbers of a few other people.
Yu Yuehan.
Tang Yuansi.
Qi Yan.
Mo Eternal.
No one was spared.
Not to mention these men, but Nian Xiaomu, Shangxin, Tan Avalanche and Zheng Yan, all received similar messages.
The text was different, but the meaning was similar.
All of them were to congratulate themselves on becoming a father, and they emphasized that Fanfan was already five and a half years old!
What does it mean to be five and a half years old?
It meant that Van Yu had become a father before any of them!
Those who were fooling around in front of him that they had a daughter-in-law and a baby were all slapped in the face ……
The first call came in less than a minute after the text message was sent.
It was Qi Yan.
Fan Yu glanced at the caller ID and was not surprised at all.
Qi Yan had always been a looker.
It was also the easiest to blow up.
In his heart, Fan Yu was already prepared for Qi Yan to spout off about how he had created a son out of thin air, crushing everyone, and so on, with jealousy.
His face was calm and his mouth held a smile at the corners.
He picked up the phone.
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Van Yu, have you finally been stimulated silly? You’ve actually started to imagine that you have a son, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, laughing my ass off!”
“That’s a good photo, you’ve learnt it on purpose, haven’t you? I’m sorry, but if you’re really having mental problems, don’t be shy about seeking medical help, come to me, I’ll give you a 20% discount!
“This father-son picture is really …… hahahahahahahahahaha!”
At the other end of the phone, Qi Yan’s convulsive laughter made Fan Yu’s eardrums hurt.
He could almost imagine the image of Qi Yan laughing so hard that tears were streaming straight down his face.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
With that, he cleared his throat.
Quietly, he waited for Qi Yan’s laughter to stop.
“The photo is real, and I’m not joking, my son’s name is Fan Fan, the Fan of Fan Yu, the name the child’s mother took, the meaning doesn’t need me to explain much, right?”
Qi Yan: “……”
Qi Yan’s voice turned serious: “Are you for real?”
He had just irritated Fan Yu severely not long ago because of Avalanche’s pregnancy.
It had only been a blink of an eye, and he had been reversed?
And as soon as Fan Yu became a father, his son was five and a half years old, this speed …… Qi Yan will not be able to catch up in this lifetime!
“Real gold and white silver real.” Fan Yu four two to dial a thousand pounds to open his lips.
The more unconcerned the tone, the more it strikes people.
At the end, he even deliberately reminded Qi Yan.
“By the way, my son follows me, he is handsome and smart, you try hard to have a daughter, we can set a baby marriage.”
Qi Yan: “……”
Who has a little princess who wants to set up a baby marriage with someone else as soon as she’s born?
Are you out of your mind?
He’s not!
Get out!
Qi Yan was so mad that he didn’t even want to say anything and just hung up the phone.
I don’t need to ask, I can imagine that he is probably so devastated that he is crying to Tan Beng Beng ……
The actual fact is that you can find a lot of people who are not able to get a good deal on a lot of things.
In less than three seconds, the phone rang again.
